Hapless Henchman

I may be the only one that gets this joke in the whole entire world. Please don't sue me Mr. Hanks.

Sucked up an image from an old TV Guide for this. Beware the Sacrilege!

Give your players adequate warning with this design,insidiously boosted from a thing I found in a box in an old barn.

It's pronounced ASSCRACK and if you said it to his face, you still wouldn't survive the encounter. Man. What a jerk that guy is!