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Multi-media artist. Comedic philosopher. Generous lover.

Tapestries

Sensitive Tapestry
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Description: Feeling sensitive. Cut it all off. See no ever, hear no evil, smell no evil, breathe no evil.

Tags: anxiety, fear, joke, mental health, phobia
Obscene Gesture Penalty Tapestry
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Description: Flag on the play, obscene gesture.

Tags: authoritarianism, cussing, freedom, funny, hypocrital
Conviction and the Donald Tapestry

Description: No one was expecting it, but Donald Trump might end up having conviction(s).

Tags: dark brandon 2024, democrat, election, joe biden, politics
All Elections Must Follow a Whacky game show format Tapestry
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Description: Our fore fathers decreed all our elections must follow a whacky game show format, or else the republic won't be ridiculous enough

Tags: america, democracy, democrat, election, electoral college
I suck by nonsensepassword Tapestry

Description: The mosquito who declares it sucks is more of a friend than one who doesn't.

Tags: bug, disappointment, disapproval, joke, mosquito
Hop On a Lark Tapestry
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Description: Ready for an adventure? Hop on a Lark. Explore. Discover. Experiment. Learn. Live, darn it. Live!

Tags: absurd, bird, experiment, explore, fly
Patron Saint John Brown Tapestry
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Description: Celebrate John Brown, abolitionist and revolutionary

Tags: abolitionist, america, black lives matter, civil rights, civil war
Sometimes coach is crazy Tapestry
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Description: After a rough game, kicking it at the party and spilling the tea.

Tags: athlete, drama, football, gossip, kids
Laugh At My Jokes Tapestry
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Description: I put you on the spot with a quip, now you better laugh.

Tags: absurd, awkward, comedy, dad joke, humor
Handegg Tapestry
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Description: The Europeans call American football "Handegg"

Tags: absurd, athlete, football, football fan, football player
Ukulele lines Tapestry
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Description: Take your instrument everywhere you go. Lines style.

Tags: music, music is life, rock, uke, ukulele
Nonsense Password Dog of the Prairie Tapestry
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Description: Nonsense Password Dog of the Prairie vibe.

Tags: goofy, holes, birthday, silly, hop
Glug it! Tapestry
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Description: Hydration is more important than rules.

Tags: chugging, fitness, glugging, drinking, nutrition
Nonsense Password Budr Tapestry
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Description: Nonsense Password vibing with the budr.

Tags: haze, high, artist, fun, streamer
Hello I Love You cat - black lines Tapestry
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Description: A cat blinks at you to say I love you

Tags: charming, cute, friendship, love, hello
Hello I Love You cat - white lines Tapestry
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Description: Cats blink to say they love you

Tags: communication, kitten, charm, friendship, cute
Vowboy 2.0 Tapestry
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Description: The ol wild cowboy has been tamed and rests on a knee to become a vowboy.

Tags: country, marriage, proposal, relationship, romance
Hi Mom Tapestry
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Description: Just showing off.

Tags: disaster, mothers day, impress, bragging, mother
Nonsense Password Legend Tapestry
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Description: Nonsense Password lighting up the screen with his ukulele.

Tags: merch, ukulele, artist, legend, podcast
What are you looking at? Tapestry
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Description: Random tension pervades our weird society

Tags: behavior, aggression
Nonsense Password Tapestry
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Description: Represent Special Character and Nonsense Password with this swag.

Tags: music
Nut gatherer Tapestry
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Description: The squirrel is got to get its nut.

Tags: silly, nut, psychedelic
We Lied to You Tapestry
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Description: ... and we'll do it again. With friends like these, am I right?

Tags: liars, republicans, democrats
Nobody cares about your art 2.0 Tapestry
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Description: You hear it all the time. Sometimes you even hear yourself saying it.

Tags: acceptance, balloons, civilization, comic, creativity
Smack the beaver! Tapestry
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Description: Beaver messing up your stuff? Deal with it.

Tags: silly, wildlife
Healthy Protest March Tapestry
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Description: A healthy protest march, because if people would take better care of themselves we could take better care of each other.

Tags: nutrition, fitness, learning, adventure, kindness
Sweet Immigrant Tapestry
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Description: A celebration of immigration and the change it brings.

Tags: nature, evolution, sunflower, immigration
Jesus Shaves Tapestry
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Description: Jesus shaves! It's about being a good role model and helping people the best you can.

Tags: password, nonsense, cleanliness, shave, silly
Do I look like a hummingbird to you? Tapestry
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Description: I move so fast, do my limbs seem aflutter?

Tags: animals, workaholic, hummingbird, multitasking
ElizaBEEFin Tapestry
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Description: Look real tough as you roll with the royally buff.

Tags: absurdity, feminism, royalty, fitness
Service Animal: Hippo Tapestry
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Description: Hippo service animal. It's helpful.

Tags: hippo, service
Carp in Denim Tapestry
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Description: Sneeze the day!

Tags: funny, fish, fashion, denim
Service Animal: Hamster Tapestry
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Description: It's a hamster service animal. It's chill.

Tags: cute, hamster
VROOM! Vacuum on the move! Tapestry
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Description: Is it good? Is it evil? Celebrate having a clean floor and scaring cats.

Tags: evil, good, domestic
I'll not listen to the lies of the devil Tapestry
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Description: Tired of the devil lying? Stop listening.

Tags: devil, truth, christian, religion
Millennial Dragon Fly Tapestry
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Description: Just a dragonfly living in the modern world

Tags: technology, damselfly, bugs, music

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