Description: New Carl who dis!? Wait...no...it's spelled Karl, with a K. Look, yeah so he got turned into a dog and can't control himself...big deal. Great for fans of Dungeon Crawler Carl. Makes a little less sense to people who haven't read the 8th book, A Parade of Horribles. But it's still cute. Don't worry, Carl's shame is covered
Description: You know you can't help but love this dynamic duo! The Majestic unicorn....and the....weird little rat thing.... Team Sparkles is absolutely lovable (and dangerous) Inspired by A Parade of Horribles, Dungeon Crawlwer Carl book, get this shirt for anyone who loves the series, anyone who won't shut up about it, or anyone you want to get into the books.
Description: Get your togetherness jelly here at the one and only Broad Street Clinic! Endorsed by the god Healer himself, this super slippery jelly will make all sorts of things fit into other things! Great for fans of He Who Fights With Monsters, or a good way to get someone into the series.
Description: Don't you just hate it when you train to be a duelist for years just to get a crummy enchanter attunement? Well at least you can get this shirt! Get this for a fan of the series, or get it to try and get someone into the series. It's really really good, the audiobook is fantastic!
Description: There's no telling what you did to get the achievement, from war crimes to just having a pet with you. But any achievement is still an achievement, ya know? This is a great gift for any fan of Dungeon Crawler Carl without any spoilers, or a great way to rope someone on into reading it (or listening to the audio book, it is sooo good).
Description: SAMANTHA!!!! You can hear carl screaming it, in your head. She's sailing through the air thrown by Carl's xistera ...or maybe it's spelled chistera; I dunno, I listened to the audio books. Plus it's got her catch phrase. Perfect for anyone who's already a fan of Dungeon Crawler Carl, Princess Donut, The Princess Posse, The Donut Holes, or even the misunderstood doll head herself. Plus it's a great way to get people into the series!!
Description: Life and death in perfect balance. This Floral Decay design features a detailed animal skull overgrown with wildflowers and foliage — a striking blend of beauty and darkness. Perfect for fans of gothic, nature, or alternative art styles, this piece brings a soft yet haunting aesthetic to your wardrobe.
Description: Rep the very famous and always in demand Crystal Wash, available from Jory Tillman's Broad Street Clinic. Affordable, local, and always in stock (If Jason Asano isn't in town). The design is inspired by He Who Fights With Monsters, a great series. And created to appear like a retro vintage advertisement. Perfect for fans of the series, or trying to rope in new readers and listeners.
Description: Inspired by Japanese urban fashion and anime aesthetics, this design features a cool monochrome character illustration paired with kanji text for a sleek, modern vibe. Perfect for fans of Tokyo street style, anime culture, and minimalist Japanese design, this shirt blends fashion and attitude in one striking graphic. Whether you’re hitting the streets, going to a con, or just chilling in style, this piece makes a powerful statement.
Description: Styled in a vintage, macabre aesthetic, this design captures the dark allure of gothic occult tarot cards. The Queen is adorned with regal symbolism, her power represented by the bee, an ancient emblem of sovereignty, industrious strength, and divine order. Perfect for those who embrace witchcraft, esoteric art, and mystical fortune-telling. Or Just those who like a bold and stylish design.
Description: This Retro style logo is a clever play on words for the savvy fisherman with a sense of humor. It delivers that classic outdoorsy look... until you take a second glance. This design is perfect for meme lovers, dad gifts, lake days, fishing trips, or making your buddies spit their beer.
Description: A haunting, symbolic design featuring a gothic stag pierced by three arrows, haloed by a red eclipse. This artwork evokes a sense of sacrifice and resilience, blending natural majesty with mystical sorrow. Ideal for fans of dark fantasy, occult symbolism, or forest mythology. The stark contrast of red and black gives it a bold, emotionally charged aesthetic—perfect for those who find beauty in shadows. Whether you're a lover of gothic fashion, mythic wildlife, or powerful visual storytelling, this design is a statement piece that speaks without words.
Description: This artwork features a majestic raven dissolving into a cosmic swirl of feathers and stardust, with deep hues of purple, black, and blue. Its glowing eyes and surreal form strike a balance between the physical and the astral, making it a powerful piece for anyone who loves fantasy, celestial themes, or magical animals.
Description: Maybe Carl didn't say it originally...but he's the one that made it famous. This shirt is a hilarious way to get attention so you can organically bring up for everyone to listen to or read Dungeon Crawler Carl. Great for already existing fans, or a wonderful way to rope someone into the series.
Description: How dare you do that in front of the precious baby Mongo. He's such a delicate little thing. Don't make Princess Donut upset. This Dungeon Crawler Carl inspires design will make anyone who loves the series incredibly happy. It also might make someone who hasn't read/listened a convert. In short, everyone will love it!
Description: Train Heist!!!! So maybe Carl's big plan to easily take the train didn't work so well, but who could have guessed it - I mean, the train's name is the Nightmare Express It's a super cool train design, made even cooler by the fact that it's inspired by the Dungeon Crawler Carl series.
Description: GLURP! GLURP! Get the hottest new merch from the prestigious Maestro's hit talk show "Death Watch: Extreme Dungeon Mayhem" It's a great way to strike up conversation about why everyone you know should read Dungeon Crawler Carl. Or get it as a gift to give people to better sway them to read the book or listen to the audio book. GLURP! GLURP!
Description: Fact: petting dogs boosts happiness. Science? Maybe. Vibes? Absolutely. This bold, distressed-text design proudly declares "The more dogs you pet, the happier you get". Perfect for dog walkers, animal lovers, and anyone who sees a pup and immediately drops everything. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and pet all the dogs. Adopt dont shop!
Description: With a distressed texture, vibrant stripes, and angular pixel-fade aesthetic, this graphic feels like a lost loading screen from a vintage arcade machine. Whether you're celebrating pride, rocking 80s nostalgia, or just vibing with bold color and minimalism, this piece brings retro realness with a futuristic twist.
Description: This high-energy, retro-inspired design features two dancing skeletons mid-groove, surrounded by punchy text that shouts Rattle Dem Bones in neon pink and bone white. With vintage comic-style textures, dramatic lightning bolts, and a touch of Halloween chaos, it’s perfect for spooky season — or any day you feel like shaking your skeletal frame. Whether you’re into horror, rockabilly, or just love a good undead boogie, this design brings the noise.
