Are you a swarm of bees in a human suit who has infiltrated human society and produced two children with a human without being exposed at the stinging insect swarm you really are? Here's the shirt for you!
Overlaying a golden, anatomically correct human heart, are the proportions used to make Fibonacci's spiral, a mathematical pattern found everywhere in nature.
(Fibonacci is really fascinating, whether you decide this shirt is for you or not, I encourage you to learn about Fibonacci, as he was a really amazing mathematician)