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I've reimagined my favorite ghoulish family as cartoon characters in my style. I hope you enjoy this as much as I do.

One of my favorite childhood shows reimagined in my own cartoon style.

It's all a matter of perspective.

Join your buddies on a journey of a lifetime.

Howdy Folks! You like blood? Violence? Freaks of nature? Well then, come on down to Captain Spaulding's Museum of Monsters and Mad-Men. See the Alligator Boy, ride my famous Murder Ride. Most of all, don't forget to take home some of my tasty fried chicken! Ha ha! It just tastes so damn good!

If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear!

After a long week, it's nice to relax and go camping.

“Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?” ― Betelgeuse

Say it once, say it twice, three times' a charm, and remember… I'll eat anything you want me to eat and I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow.

A reimagined cartoon pin-up of everyone's favorite killer clown.

You never know what he's going to ask you to do, but you can be sure it will lead you down the path of inner peace.

Home brewed right in Grandpa's dungeon!

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He would probably use TNT, but that's not for me to decide. Wear this amazing shirt and let the world know where you get your advice from.

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Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa doompadee doo I've got another puzzle for you Oompa Loompa doompadah dee If you are wise you'll listen to me What do you get from a glut of TV? A pain in the neck and an IQ of three Why don't you try simply reading a book? Or could you just not bear to look? You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no You'll get no commercials Oompa Loompa Doompadee Dah If you're like reading you will go far You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Oompa Loompa doompadee do

Mother's Milk is milk gathered from female humans via makeshift milkers. The women hooked up to them, possibly Breeders, are seen with dolls in place of infants. The War Rig had some on board, as revealed when they were stuck in the swamp. Max Rockatansky, after inquiring what it is, cleans the blood off his face with it.

Let your little demon summon one of their own with the new My First Spirt Board! Fun for males, females and non-binary babies.

Knowing is only half the battle, but what about your better half?...

Sleep... who needs it? Go, don't stop, don't look back, just go!

spooky yet sexy

The man with the plan.

There are two sides to every story and sometimes you just don't know who to trust.

A reimagined cartoon pin-up of the classic Bride of Frankenstein.

A reimagined cartoon pin-up of a classic Universal Monster.

A reimagined cartoon pin-up of the Shogun of Harlem. Do you have the glow?

Can Hermie reach his saber in time? Did Yukon meet his fate? When did the Bumbles teeth grow back? This and other questions are what you'll hear when you're hanging out looking awesome in this shirt. Chicks will dig it.