Description: Mario!

Description: I'm so excited!!!!

Description: And that is

Description: Oink oink

Description: I volunteer

Description: Move along, move along

Description: (trash gets picked up)

Description: I French Kissed Kelly Kapowski

Description: Royal flush

Description: Kramerica industries

Description: Meow

Description: Filthy animal

Description: IL

Description: Hey doug, honk honk

Description: You've been running through my dreams

Description: Going anywhere

Description: Die here

Description: A cliassic

Description: Make it rain

Description: Aurora IL

Description: You've never heard of us!

Description: Woo take it off!

Description: Donkey Kong: Revolutionary/Style Icon or Style Icon/Revolutionary?

Description: Our first shirt with Rumble Pak support!

Description: There's no mushroom for friendship.

Description: Before you feel bad for Alexander Hamilton, keep in mind he was Secretary of the Treasury.

Description: 2 girls. 1 dream.

Description: "Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the goombas start closing in, the only cure is to load up on fire flowers and then kart like a bastard from The Mushroom Kingdom to Rainbow Road ... with the music at top volume and at least a dozen 1-ups."

Description: Some people may argue it's too predictable for their taste.

Description: Don't let the rainbows and river dancing fool you.

Description: Sponsored by Mothers Against Drunk Dialers

Description: For those of you in Japan, this shirt will be soon available in FTL as well.

Description: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

Description: A cut above the rest.

Description: Hil Yis!

Description: For those truly three-of-a-kind women in your life.