Description: Warning: Dont put this shirt on up side down, it will ruin the joke.

Description: It it less or more weird when he licks himself?

Description: It's not what you know, it's how many incriminating pictures you have of who you know.

Description: We mean gay marriage, not the game of Life -- which should definitely be outlawed.

Description: I cant believe its not expensive!

Description: Marty's Better...Marty's Better...Marty's Better The Original Since 1991.

Description: Mega misandrists.

Description: Although I don't normally condone the exploitation of racial stereotypes for comedic gain, I found this particular joke too hilarious to pass up. In addition to the stark novelty of an animal telling you that he or she is sexually aroused, the fact that most species of rhinoceros are, in fact, Asian makes this joke truly irresistible.

Description: If they're out of steak, order all the bacon and eggs they have.

Description: Twenty years later scientists still have no idea how these things worked...

Description: This scarecrow also won the Nobel Prize for Physics

Description: Ah yes, 1993... before the game was polluted with slammers, whammers, and other banned substances. You were a true champion.

Description: A shirt so good itll make your head explode.

Description: This actually works against the universe's dumbest Decepticons.

Description: This year is going to rock. We have our licenses and there's nobody older than us in the entire fucking school. "Wanna go to Taco Bell after school and chill? Yeah, I thought you did, girl."

Description: ...however, in this sentence, shift didn't happen. BUT IT DID IN THIS ONE!!!1

Description: Its true, Jewish boys love non-Jewish women. Wear this shirt at your next Seder and watch as your Grandma looks on in disgust and says something terribly racist. "I don't know why they had a colored host the Oscars anyway!"

Description: "Quick, get me NASA, and whatever agency is responsible for dinosaur cloning. I think it's the Commerce Department."

Description: This shirt won a regional irony championship in 1992 as well.

Description: If "Vote or Die" were real legislation, can you imagine how lazy you would have to be to still not get around to registering?

Description: Think different.

Description: I went shopping online for clothes and all I got was this AWESOME SHIRT!

Description: Rich in protein and enchantment.

Description: Man has spent years pondering the mysteries of the Double Rainbow. Specifically one man, one very weird man with a camera and a YouTube account.

Description: Where did you think the fuel for MarioKarts came from?

Description: How many Extra Lives is war worth?

Description: Remember your pixelated archenemies?

Description: I suggest you buff lightly.

Description: I Am Away From My Computer Right Now

Description: We let the Barenaked Ladies slide. Original release date: January 7, 2010

Description: BRB actually stands for Boomerang Right Back in Australia

Description: Or watch streaming movies?

Description: Not to be confused with "Shitty Wok."

Description: Other ideas for this shirt included:Spitzer SwallowsGovernor ErectRing-LeaderFree Love GovMissy ElliotTapped That Ass

Description: Contrary to popular belief, this is not a reference to the popular TGIF television show Sister Sister.

Description: The perfect gift for that Viking in your life