Oneiroi17

Description: We're coming for you Han Solo. ....we're coming.

Description: This is my blaster. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My blaster is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my blaster is useless. Without my blaster, I am useless. I must fire my blaster true. I must shoot straighter than the Stormtroopers, who are trying to kill me. I must shoot them before they shoot me. I will. Before the Force I swear this creed: my blaster and myself are defenders of my galaxy, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no Empire, but peace.

Description: Next time you're at the zoo, pay close attention to the penguins. Was that a twitch of the food bowl? A hint of something down a secret tunnel? A small nuclear explosion? ....nah. Probably not.