OnuM Designs

Description: Funny, but accurate quote that applies to a lot of security guards, police officers, TSA workers and other people with authority. I don't know the rules. I just enforce them.

Description: Funny observation about bunk beds. Bunk beds are people shelves.

Description: People that judge other people based on the tools they use, are tools themselves.

Description: Funny quote that makes fun of motivational quotes. It's funny and witty, but so accurate. "Promise the world, deliver nothing, blame others"

Description: Retro style reminder that corruption is everywhere. Funny and witty design with a parody element.

Description: A nod to the gin lovers. Not a gym bro, just a gin bro a witty wordplay that shows the love of the spirit.

Description: Not just dad of the year, but dad of all the years. An awesome Father's Day gift for dads. Great idea for Father's Day gift.

Description: Quote with accurate description of how math in casinos work. "when the gambler use math to win it's called stealing, but if casino use math to take your money, it's called business" True stuff, think about it.

Description: Funny university style design. "University of College" homage to the universities and colleges around the globe

Description: Folksy saying about beer. Beer is a loudmouth soup.

Description: Strait of Hormuz is the strait of Schrödinger. It is both open and closed simultaneously.

Description: This quote describes accurately the future of data centers and gaming. "Abandoned data center will be future multiplayer maps"

Description: The reflecting pool is really reflecting the state of the USA. Statement so accurate that it hurts.

Description: That is a thing that proud boomer might say for comeback to the haters: "Okay, I'm a boomer, so; got my own house."

Description: Philosophical approach to the modern life and subscription based services. You don't own anything. Funny, but little bit sad statement about modern life.

Description: Scottish football fans drank all the beer in the bar. So the bar needed emergency beer trucks as soon as possible.

Description: common sense is far less common than you'd think

Description: drive less like an idiot

Description: Stewart for president 2028

Description: Powell for president

Description: funny definition of potholes. Potholes are natural speed bumps

Description: bribery becomes legal, when it's called lobbying

Description: Missing Middle housing refers to a range of multi-unit, house-scale buildings compatible in form and scale with detached single-family homes. These types are "missing" due to decades of restrictive zoning, creating a gap between low-density single-family homes and high-rise apartments. Not too tall that you need an elevator to reach the ground, nor too spread out that you need a car to reach the grocery store.

Description: Texas since 1836. This pen style design let you impress your feelings about the proud state of Texas. Texas forever, forever Texas.

Description: Nice quote about life. In order to learn something new, you must first be confused. Little bit funny, but very truthful.

Description: It doesn't matter what the political system is. If the goods and services is on shortages, it hurts. Great quote to acknowledge and to live by. Shortages hurt, no matter the system

Description: Do not mistake overconfidence for competence. A quote to remember and follow.

Description: Best quote about sarcasm (in my opinion). "You need a base level of intellect to understand sarcasm"

Description: There are solutions form most of the problems if people in power want to solve it. In that context "if" is the key word.

Description: voting is like driving. D to go forward, R to go reverse.

Description: American cities were not built for the car. They were bulldozed for the car

Description: College style design of "thin air" university. Represent people who are snobs with their education.

Description: Main rule of Brazilian jiu-jitsu is you either tap or you will snap.

Description: when I was younger, I used to be a kid

Description: Funny, but sadly a true statement about companies and their shareholders. Money, money and more money.