Shorts
Description: Pay tribute to the elite first-line center, Victor Rask! Gone, but not forgotten by fans from the State of Hockey, this man gave his all to return to his previous career-high from prior to his hand injury. While his time in MN didn't pan out, and he now plays for Seattle, he will live on in our hearts and minds! Thank you, Victor!
Description: Anyone from the Midwestern United States can probably tell you that when you ask for directions to a place, there's a good chance that the locals will describe it to you in terms that might seem unfamiliar. These terms include: "...as the crow flies," "...down the road a ways," and "...hang a right at the (insert adjectives here) house." Distances to places? You might get it in miles, but a lot of folks only really care about how long it takes to get there. Celebrate the Midwestern culture with a tee, mug, or more!
Description: The Hyundai Tucson, while unassuming and casual in appearance at a glance, is actually a hidden performance gem in a modern era of crossover SUVs. Its power, handling, and overall drivability make one thing clear: if Dean Winchester lived in the modern era, he'd drive a Hyundai Tucson!
Description: It's the man who loves to snorkel around, who will dive head-first into fun and excitement... ...SCUBA STEVE! This man is making waves in all his friend groups, loves to splash into social situations, and is a reliable companion to any trip! You're sure to have a fin-tastic time whenever you hit the water with Scuba Steve!
Description: From the depths of the swamps of northern Minnesota comes a rare creature! He's the one that doesn't mind getting his feet wet, who doesn't care if it rains, who lives to get on the ice, in the game, or together with his buddies! While y'all are livin' high and dry, he is... ..THE SWAMP MAN!
Swamp Man Shorts
$27
Description: This parody is the perfect way to say "Thanks, ay?" to the gas station employee in your life - y'know, the one who always goes beyond the call of duty to serve their customers. Or, get it for yourself, or your one friend who frequents their closest gas station for coffee and snacks (you know who you are).
