Oppo Taco Tees

Description: This guy runs like a modern day Mike Alstott! Runs through people and hurts players. All while being the unbelievably athletic. Skattewho? Skattebooo!

Description: Dart is throwing dimes and dating super models! NY Football Giants!

Description: One year left before riding off to become Mr. Swift! Lets Roll one more Chief’s Kingdom!

Description: The Redskins have gone full commando on us! HTTR!

Description: Mammas don’t let your babies grow up to be Cowboys! HTTR!

Description: Dingers De Oppo! Going yard to the opposite field is legit power!

Description: Hittin’ dingers opposite field and smilin‘ at the ladies as I round 3rd base! Life is good!

Description: Hail to the Redskins, Hail Victory!

Description: Old RFK Stadium is where the Skins had greatness. Long Live the Skins!

Description: The greatest owner ever, Jack Kent Cooke! This man brought the Redskins to glory and did it right. He was loved and appreciated by coaches, fans and players! HTTR!

Description: Worst Owner in History belongs to Dan Snyder! We had a great thing going until Jack Kent Cooke sold to Dan Snyder.

Description: Y’all, that little town in Tennessee is just precious!

Description: Ole Rocky Top, Rocky Top, Tennessee! Home sweet home to me!

Description: Bears in NW Indiana just feels wrong and gross! Governor Pigster and Mayor Brandon, do something for the people of Illinois and Chicago for once.

Description: Hear me out! Bears moving to McCook? That would be an amazing location, easy access to the highway and way better than NW Indiana!

Description: Can you imagine the Bears in NW Indiana? Hell no! Bears are an Illinois Gem about to be lost by an idiot governor and mayor.

Description: Da Bears cannot and will not leave Illinois! Dear God, never allow this to happen!

Description: There are a million reasons to fire Pritzker, but Bears leaving Chicago is the absolute last straw! Bears must be in Illinios!

Description: What is a F*cking Guardian? Indians Forever!

Description: Hopefully this season will we will convincingly and not last second every time.

Description: I run this league, fantasy of course! Best place to live!

Description: Just call me Roger! I run this league, fantasy that is!

Description: Munch on that Lunch, grab that sandwich by the Pu$$y!

Description: Give me that LGBTQ+ sammy! Love it, tastes like heaven!

Description: HTTR! The greatest football team on the planet! Redskins forever!

Description: Blink if you hate the Giants! HTTR!

Description: Blink if you hate anyone except the Skins! HTTR!

Description: Blink if you hate Them Cowboys! HTTR!

Description: Best rivalry in the NFL! Hogs vs Cowgirls! HTTR!

Description: Skins 4 Life Ninja! HTTR! Go Skins!

Description: Redskins for Life, Hail to the Redskins! Bring back the name and Art Monk!

Description: The true team of the 1980s! I miss the Hogs and Joe Gibbs!

Description: The Hogs destroyed the Cowgirls in the 80s! LFG Skins of whatever we call them now.

Description: We were a proper country when the Redskins were the Redskins! Dan Snyder f-cked it all up!

Description: Polar Bear and Orioles, LFG Birds!

Description: Da Monstah is Green in Beantown! Sox by a million!