PALEPHAZE

Description: Chad’s dnd guy

Description: Brutus was an honorable man.

Description: Countrymen, lend me your ears…

Description: Sometimes even Slayer fans need to represent during the holidays. (v.3: Muted Background))

Description: Sometimes even Slayer fans need to represent during the holidays. (v.2: gray background)

Description: Sometimes even Slayer fans need to represent during the holidays. (v.1: full color)

Description: Shellac 1000 Hurts Track 2: Squirrel Song

Description: Shellac 1000 Hurts Track 2: Squirrel Song

Description: Shellac 1000 Hurts Track 2: Squirrel Song

Description: Shellac 1000 Hurts Track 2: Squirrel Song

Description: A monument to national treasure, Steve Buscemi.

Description: It’s a shirt for a fake restaurant.

Description: Because they were squirrels, real squirrels This isn't some kind of metaphor Goddamn, this is real

Description: And on the 5th day, this bro was like, “Go tf away.’

Description: Obscurity over fame.

Description: Vanquish your foes! Become proud Thunder Cunt, the Supreme Deity of Mount Olympus, if Mount Olympus was in your pants. (Black/White variant)

Description: Vanquish your foes! Become proud Thunder Cunt, the Supreme Deity of Mount Olympus, if Mount Olympus was in your pants. (Black/Gold variant)

Description: Vanquish your foes! Become proud Thunder Cunt, the Supreme Deity of Mount Olympus, if Mount Olympus was in your pants. (White/Gold variant)

Description: That 3 in the morning feeling. .

Description: The complete loss or absence of hope.

Description: Do it..

Description: A bog wizard resurrects a corpse under a red sky.

Description: Oreb for Calde!

Description: Oreb of the Long Sun, a good bird. Deserves fish heads and not to be cut.

Description: The Goddess of Night.

Description: Oreb of the Long Sun, a good bird. Deserves fish heads and not to be cut.

Description: Delirium of the Endless, inspired by Neil Gaiman’s Sandman comics.

Description: A magical orange unicorn that will fix your relationship with your dad.

Description: A magical red unicorn, the destroyer of worlds.

Description: A magical blue unicorn, which are said to haunt the dreams of your enemies.