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Brunch all day, it should be a thing. I'm just an artist serving vibes where waffles ought to be.
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Ran Through Rainbow Socks
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Description: No need for cardio when you're gettin' ran through

Tags: rainbow, ran through, slut, funny, cardio

Ran Through Rainbow Socks

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No Hex Given - Witch Socks
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Description: You're just living your witchy life. You ain't got time for any mortals. Give zero hex with this sassy witchy design!

Tags: witch humor, sassy witch, witchy life, feminist witch s, witch quotes

No Hex Given - Witch Socks

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Muffin King Dexter's Laboratory Socks
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Description: Dexter's dad is what they call a Muff-o-Maniac. He can't resist Dexter's mother's muffins. That's why he is the Muffin King!

Tags: fathers day, dad, muffins, dexters laboratory, dexter
Gives Good Head Crawzaddy's Socks
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Description: Show 'em what you're about at the function! They can find you suckin' heads and raisin' the dead!

Tags: cajun pun, crawdad, crawdaddy, crawfish, creole

Gives Good Head Crawzaddy's Socks

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Pill Variety Pack Socks
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Description: Chill pill, panic pill, see weird shit pill, stop seeing weird shit pill, magic powers pill, end the simulation pill...pretty much every pill you could ever need! Try them all

Tags: relax, chill, medicine, chill pill, panic

Pill Variety Pack Socks

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Gives Good Head Crawzaddy's Socks
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Description: Let 'em know what you're about at the function. It's different down in the bayou. They can find ya suckin' heads and raisin' the dead!

Tags: crawdad, crawdaddy, crawfish, crawfish boil, creole

Gives Good Head Crawzaddy's Socks

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Be The Cryptid You Wish to See in The Woods Socks
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Description: Don't live your life chasing cryptids when you could become a cryptid! Be the cryptid you wish to see in the woods!

Tags: cryptozoology, goth, creepy, horror, eyes
Tired and Queer Coffee Socks
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Description: I'm tired. I'm queer. I don't know why I'm here...

Tags: bisexual, coffee, coffee is always a good idea, funny, gay

Tired and Queer Coffee Socks

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Thottie with a lobotomy Socks
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Description: Begone? Silence thot? Sowwy, anon, I just a wobotomy uwu :3

Tags: bimbo, bimbofication, cutie, goth, gothic

Thottie with a lobotomy Socks

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Gaysian Socks
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Description: Proudly Gay and Asian :)

Tags: lgbtq, lesbian, stop aapi hate, gay, rainbow

Gaysian Socks

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Servin' Cunt Socks
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Description: What's for dinner? I fr literally just told you...

Tags: dinner, food, gay, gay pride, homosexual

Servin' Cunt Socks

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Live Laugh Lez Socks
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Description: Be authentic, just live and laugh, and lez...

Tags: gay, lesbian flag, lez, lgbtq, live laugh lobotomy

Live Laugh Lez Socks

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Director of Misandry Socks
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Description: A day in the life of The Director of Misandry isn't easy. It's tough work being mean to men even as fragile as they are.

Tags: equal rights, equality, feminism, feminist, feminist quote

Director of Misandry Socks

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Order of the Prismatic Dragon LGBTQ Dnd Socks
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Description: LGBTQ DnD players are part of the Order of the Prismatic Dragon!

Tags: lgbtq, rainbow, dnd, pride, dragons
Let's do Brunch Socks
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Description: Let's go! It's objectively the best time of day, that lazy late morning to early afternoon power hour where the magical hybrid meal of breakfast and lunch combine. C'mon, let's do brunch!

Tags: mimosa, morning, rainbow, food, brunch lover

Let's do Brunch Socks

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FBI Federal Bussy Inspector Socks
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Description: Trust me, I'm a federal agent...

Tags: bisexual, bussy, federal, gay, gay pride

FBI Federal Bussy Inspector Socks

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Eat my ass (in a gay way) Socks
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Description: I'm asking, please...

Tags: bigfoot is real, eat ass, funny, gay, homosexual

Eat my ass (in a gay way) Socks

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Dumb Slut Tears Socks
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Description: A busy dom needs to stay hydrated and you'll know exactly what to drink every time your dumb sluts start crying!

Tags: boy tears, dom, dominant, domme, feminism

Dumb Slut Tears Socks

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(cries in homo) Socks
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Description: It happens, just let it. Cry in homo.

Tags: bisexual, funny, gay pride, homo, homosexual

(cries in homo) Socks

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Pay Me To Spit On You Socks
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Description: The perfect drip for dominant, bad bitches to collect for our labor.

Tags: cosplay, femdom, feminist, financial domination, findom

Pay Me To Spit On You Socks

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You're Special! Socks
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Description: Everyone is SPECIAL! Including you! Vault-willing, your STRENGTH, PERCEPTION, ENDURANCE, CHARISMA, INTELLIGENCE, AGILITY, and LUCK will make your wasteland survival fun and easy!

Tags: comics, cosplay, dweller, funny saying, gaming

You're Special! Socks

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Lucy Vault Okie Dokie Socks
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Description: You got this, babe! Just say "Okie dokie!", have some Rad Away, and brave the wastelands because you're a go getter with a positive attitude!

Tags: cute, funny, gaming, girly, motivational

Lucy Vault Okie Dokie Socks

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You're Born Naked Everything Else is Drag Socks
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Description: You're born naked and everything else is drag!

Tags: queen, king, drag, rupaul, lgbt
Sappho Portrait Socks
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Description: An ornate portrait of the poet Sappho of Lesbos

Tags: feminist, femme, girl, lgbtq, poet

Sappho Portrait Socks

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Obscura Paranormal Investigations Socks

Description: Well, you yourself are strange and unusual...so of course you'd know just as much about the occult as you do about interior design. In this case it's a lot. Let everyone know your paranormal investigator cred with this mystic design.

Tags: obscura, ghost hunter, scary, weird, hourglass
Gay as Hell! Socks
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Description: Tell everyone to get ready, you're coming and you're gay as hell! Let it fly you little devil!

Tags: demon, evil, gay, gay as hell, gay pride

Gay as Hell! Socks

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Go Outside...or don't, whatever Frog and Mushrooms Socks
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Description: This chill frog just wants the best for you whether that means going outside and touching grass or staying inside and getting assured of yourself. Look at him sitting calmly next to some mushrooms. He's chill as hell, so dang cottagecore, very fairy, much nature :3

Tags: mushrooms, cottagecore, mountain, nature, adventure
Mom Senses Dexter's Laboratory Socks
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Description: Dexter's mom is one smart cookie. She know when something is amiss!

Tags: 90s, cartoon, cartoons, cartoon network, mothers day
Monkey Dexter's Laboratory Bananas Socks
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Description: Monkey of Dexter's Lab springs into action with a bananas for scale!

Tags: monkey, 90s, dexters, 90s kids will remember, cartoons
Dumb Slut Tears Socks
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Description: A busy dom needs to stay hydrated and you'll know exactly what to drink every time your dumb sluts start crying!

Tags: bdsm, dom, dominant, domme, fetish

Dumb Slut Tears Socks

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Meet me under the mistletoe Socks
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Description: Under the mistletoe is where it's all going down

Tags: lovers, marriage, couple, married, love

Meet me under the mistletoe Socks

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Take a Chill Pill Socks
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Description: Take responsibly, chill pills may induce feelings of extreme relaxation and amplify good vibes.

Tags: breathe, chill out, chill pill, exhale, good vibes

Take a Chill Pill Socks

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Stop Believing in Your Demons and They'll Start to Believe in You Socks
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Description: Your demons never leave you, but when you stop believing in them, they start to believe in you!

Tags: kindness, be kind to yourself, spooky, bullying, demon
Mist me with that shit Socks
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Description: Oh yes, gimme the mist, baby! Mist me with that shit!

Tags: miss me with that shit, mist, plants, tropical, plant lady

Mist me with that shit Socks

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My Body My Choice Celestial Woman Socks

Description: A celestial woman celebrates her bodily autonomy

Tags: feminist, lgbtq, women, femme, girl
All I want is to watch Christmas Movies and Bake Cookies Socks
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Description: You know the feeling, the air is crisp and cool and all you want to do is cozy up to a cup of hot cocoa, put on Home Alone and bake cookies!

Tags: stay in, popcorn, cookie, baking, movie

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