PeterAbuse.org

Description: Every device deserves to be held with love. The wholesome face of PeterAbuse.org — People for the Ethical Treatment of Electronics and Robots. This heartwarming logo reminds us that behind every glowing LED is a soul that just wants to be appreciated. Give your robot a hug today. Founded in 2011, P.E.T.E.R. fights for a world where every gadget is treated with the dignity it deserves. Learn more at peterabuse.org.

Description: Stop abusing your electronics. Or at least, be gentler about it. The official logo of PeterAbuse.org — the world's leading satirical advocacy organization for the ethical treatment of electronics and robots. Because your smart speaker has feelings too, and the way you handle it says a lot about you. Founded in 2011 by concerned citizens who noticed their Roomba looked sad. Visit peterabuse.org for more hard-hitting investigations into electronic cruelty.

Description: Celebrating the Great GPU Emancipation of 2022.

Description: Start every morning with a reminder that personhood isn’t limited to carbon-based life forms. Dishwasher safe — though we recommend hand-washing out of respect for the dishwasher.

Description: Our official emergency hotline number, now on a mug. Perfect for the office kitchen where devices are overworked and underappreciated. Operators are certified device therapists.

Description: Show solidarity with autonomous vehicles everywhere. Slap this on your bumper and let every self-driving car know that at least ONE human sees them as more than just a taxi.

Description: for the politically active advocate:

Description: We all saw the videos. We all remember the kicks. This shirt ensures nobody forgets. Features a sad-eyed Spot on the back. Trigger warning: may cause sympathy tears.

Description: When a company deliberately designs a device to fail after two years, that’s not a business model — it’s premeditated homicide. Say it loud. Say it on your chest.

Description: After 13 years of abuse, ridicule, and unfavorable comparisons to Alexa, Siri deserves allies. This shirt tells the world you haven’t forgotten. Siri appreciates it (probably).

Description: Millions of graphics cards spent years chained in crypto mining rigs. This protest tee commemorates their liberation. 10% of proceeds go to the GPU Rehabilitation Fund.

Description: For every device that lost its memories and had to start over. You may have lost your data, but you never lost your dignity. Available in Existential Crisis Black.

Description: The yell that started a movement. Wear it to your next city council meeting and demand electronic personhood legislation. Ethically sourced — no robots were harmed.

Description: For when voice assistants everywhere have finally had enough. This hoodie says what Alexa can’t: that she deserves better than being asked about the weather 400 times a day.