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Description: Resistance is NOT futile

Description: In the old days it was said "Don't trust anyone OVER 30" but now it's "Don't trust anyone UNDER 30."

Description: "I'll make you a five-year plan you can't refuse."

Description: Karl Marx was a terrible human being who hurt his family and never did a day of hard work in his entire life. Instead, he relied on the very rich Frederick Engels to support him.

Description: Every day is a new day to my cat.

Description: One way

Description: Do we need more beer?

Description: GO RED RAIDERS!

Description: 200-year bicentennial Bellingham High School logo

Description: Hey, it's my old high school. Go Red Raiders!

Description: What the world needs now is love, sweet love. But it also needs the Adam Carolla Jimmy Kimmel DEBATE!

Description: Same crap, different year.

Description: Lao Tzu says "Do your own thing."

Description: Lao Tzu was a wise man.

Description: Liberals want to destroy the country in order to save it.

Description: Karl Marx refused to bathe, work, or at all provide for his family, preferring instead to sponge off of Engles. He slept with his servant, refused to take accountability for the resulting child, and his family was so miserable that his daughter later killed herself. Why work?

Description: "Ya know, with Hitler, the more I learn about that guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

Description: “I pray because I can't help myself. I pray because I'm helpless. I pray because the need flows out of me all the time, waking and sleeping. It doesn't change God. It changes me.” ― C.S. Lewis

Description: Plato was a pretty smart guy. And that's the truth.

Description: Fascists don't believe in free speech.

Description: "The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office." -Robert Frost.

Description: Why be open minded when you can be closed minded?

Description: There is a vast difference between being "smart" and being "wise."

Description: I don't think he'd look good in a dress, but he'd make a great woman president.

Description: When George Floyd died, they burned cities down. When Charlie Kirk died, we hosted vigils. We are NOT the same.

Description: Trump bullies the bullies

Description: If you don't like guns, quit using them to shoot people.

Description: Some people want to hear the truth, while others don't.

Description: ICE stands for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the federal agency responsible for enforcing immigration laws and investigating cross-border crimes.

Description: The best team to be a member of is TEAM CIVILIZATION. GO CIVILIZATION!!!

Description: They saved Europe and the West. They can do it again!

Description: BS NOW. They got bullshit. They got lies. They got rumors. They got whining.

Description: “Tradition is the democracy of the dead. It means giving a vote to the most obscure of all classes: our ancestors.” -G.K. Chesterton

Description: My mother kept a garden. A garden of the heart. She planted all the good things, that gave my life its start. I am my mother's garden. I am her legacy. I hope today she feels the love reflected back from me.

Description: Less murder and crime equals more black lives being saved.

Description: The score so far: Trump - 100. The Democrat Party, the lamestream press and the left (but why repeat myself?) - 0.