PeterTheHague

Description: Release the files. What files?

Description: Maidenless, you say?

Description: He wasn't always the good guy.

Description: But we all know how this is going to end.

Description: When you need to sweep the leg of a Monday morning.

Description: Drink like an expressionist.

Description: “Life is a sh*t sandwich. But if you've got enough bread, you don't taste the sh*t."

Description: Champions wear pink.

Description: The Tower keeps a constant, lonesome vigil on the rocky shoreline, providing a ray of hope for sailors lost in the violent folds of the sea.

Description: A naughty robot doing naughty things.

Description: Human waste management isn't all it's cracked up to be. Sometimes you get a little something stuck to your boot.

Description: No need for water. No need for air. Death is something created by humans for humans.

Description: The third contestant rarely wins. Tarot card represented in binary.

Description: The mascot for the Human Recycle Program tries his best to promote his directive.

Description: Balance hangs on the end of a poisonous thread.

Description: Some things are meant to be and some things cannot be.

Description: The new moon signals break time for the counterpart of The Sun.

Description: The Pope-bot brings light and spreads the gospel of the almighty Battery, the life energy of all things mechanical.

Description: Bots from pilgrimages far and wide come to see the Emperor, that which houses the Empress and Priestess.

Description: The twin production of the Moon babysits atop civilization, unhappy that he was not the one to receive the jet pack.

Description: The Holy Mother-bot, shrouded in her 1000 watt halo, spreads the gospel to only the most fortunate.

Description: Never judge a bot by its cover. Cute, highly explosive, nuclear things come in small packages.

Description: Having used up all the resources from the current location, the Rocket Drill plots a course toward an infinite power source.

Description: It is common knowledge that the real wizard behind the curtain is the Empress, not her tentacled keeper.

Description: This do-it-yourself bot is determined to pull himself together with the help of a futuristic maid.

Description: The Devil-bot cometh! The horned mechanical shadow holds a recently stolen and inverted steeple in front of a conveniently placed dramatic bolt of lightning.

Description: Juggling the classic pentacle spheres, the Magic-bot is all aces (five to be exact). Don't miss the chance to see his inverted show!

Description: "Better than that stevia crap you always put in your tea." - Walt