Hoodies
Description: Holy mackerel! Are you the kinda person who doesn't take any carp? Totally bad bass? This shirt is a total flex and will make you look like a catch.
Girl Bass Hoodie
$42
Description: This was created by me in Midjourney. It's the main render base for the graphic novel Meating People: A Beginner's Guide available on Amazon.
Meat Man Hoodie
$42
Description: If you value that creature's life, you should tell it to never again do that in my presence.
Oh Crumb! Hoodie
$42
Marceline Hoodie
$42
Yuck! Hoodie
$42
Face Hug Hoodie
$42
Whale Hoodie
$42
Me-Mow Hoodie
$42
Nancy Hoodie
$42
Description: If you've got a pair of disgrunticles then you need a fancy pants shirt like this.
Madballs Hoodie
$42
Description: Here's a logo from the popular imaginary skateboard brand I made up that isn't real and no one asked for.
Inept Hoodie
$42
Description: Get fresh gear with the slapped together logo from the most popular artist in the universe. Phil From The Warehouse. He turns water into wine and monetizes that nagging fear of death that keeps you awake at night mulling over the endless ways you've let down the people who love you and how you'll never amount to anything. Best case scenario is you stumble through life as human wallpaper until your cells start aggressively multiplying while you watch your body betray you until your heart or lungs just give up. You get all of that in a single t-shirt or wall tapestry. What a bargain!
Phil FTW Hoodie
$42
Description: Are you into failed skateboard brands no one has ever heard of? If the answer is no then don't buy this shirt.
Norm AL Hoodie
$42