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Description: This here is what we call a "Raven on a branch" as made famous by the captive birds at the Tower of London, and adapted for dark-colored shirts.

Description: This here is a what you call a "raven on a branch" as made famous by Edgar Allen Poe's famous poem "Hillbilly Hootenanny" and adapted for light-colored shirts.

Description: The Kingfisher is a cool bird-style bird, rendered here in cool art-style art, complimentary to any torso, or disembodied floating head trying to fit in with the crowd.

Description: The Atlantic Puffin is the most noble and distinguished of all our avian brothers, and this here comic-style artwork of said bastion of Coolness exemplifies its greatest features, and yours as well, you hot little minx.

Description: This handsome drawn King Vulture is a bird that will make anyone wearing a shirt of it look handsome and sexually dynamic in comparison.

Description: The American Avocet, a proud American-style bird, decorates this design, the perfect art for the bird lover in your life, or the bird lover in your heart.

Description: This sassy little teenage witch cartoon with caption will scandalize any staid suburban family and might make certain sects of Christianity take to their pitchforks and torches!

Description: The "Bat-Man's" most nefarious villain arrives in sexy new shirt form. Or mug, print, pin, or other merchandise form!

Description: A fancy man rides his pet hippo, which he got for Christmas! Ha ha! What jollity! What fun!

Description: Gory shirts for gore-hounds!

Description: This ham is also chicken-shaped! This shirt is you-shaped!

Description: The Green Knight marches into battle in this alluring design, excellent for human-style torsos, or iguanas, or horses.

Description: A Cowboy Monk sitting in a bowl of ramen, meditating underneath a waterfall of ramen noodles.

Description: A fine specimen of mochella esculenta, in vibrant, stunning turquoise, to accent YOUR vibrant, stunning complexion.

Description: A stylish pink number of the Pleurotus ostreatus species, to bedeck any cool cats or hot dogs.

Description: Psilocybe cubensis mushrooms will make you trip, and will make you look fabulous!

Description: The Official mushroom of the famous Blue Oyster Cult! Pleurotus ostreatus is a fine, sexy addition to any wardrobe or infant wardrobe, or tote bag collection.

Description: Ah, the famous Fly Agaric, Amanita muscaria, the most seductive, dangerous, cool, and fun of the mushroom kingdom. Be like Mario! or Alice!

Description: This seductive little Panus lacomtei, perfectly accents the torso and/or bust of any t-shirt wearer!

Description: This sexy little Stropharia rugsoannulata, known in certain circles as the Wine Cap mushroom, would neatly complement any dining room, vest pocket, or mid-sized sedan.

Description: A gray bolete mushroom, suitable for framing or for "personal" use.

Description: These psychedelic little buddies the "wavy cap" Psilocybe cyanescens, available in fun "line art" form, would be a dream for any designer or fashionista to play with. Place one on your wall, on your body, or on any magnetic surface, including refrigerators!

Description: What a work of art! The shaggy mane mushroom, AKA inky cap, AKA Coprinus comatus, could enhance the aesthetic livability of any area in which it was planted, from a child's torso, to the front of a baseball cap.

Description: This fascinating work of art depicting a small growth of Clitocybe nuda, or "blue cap" blewit mushrooms, is perfect for decorating an infant, or planted on a pair of cozy stockings.

Description: This exquisite artwork of a glob of reishi mushrooms would look stunning applied to the front of a tote bag or heirloom vase via sticker.

Description: A lovely phallus impudicus, for to bedeck your apparel or the wall of your home.

Description: Black and white art of a cowboy enjoying a bowl of ramen, while sitting in a giant bowl of ramen.

Description: This vintage ukiyo-e style japanese print shows a Japanese monk cat getting spooked by the appearance of a black cat ninja on his balcony.

Description: This vintage ukiyo-e style Japanese print shows a cat dressed in a Japanese robe riding around on a giant toad. So wacky, that kitty cat.

Description: This vintage ukiyo-e style Japanese print shows two cats in full samurai armor attacking each other in a whirlwind of claws, swords, spears, and teeth, on a black background.

Description: This vintage ukiyo-e style Japanese print shows a rooftop battle between two kitty ninjas on a cool, moonlit night.

Description: This ukiyo-e style japanese print shows a surly Siamese samurai getting all tangled up in some toilet paper. But whose fault is that?

Description: This vintage ukiyo-e style Japanese portrait shows a cat all out of sorts due to the giant toad sitting on his head.

Description: This vintage, ukiyo-e style print shows a samurai cat riding up a mountain on the back of his loyal steed, a Shiba Inu who is none too sure about any of this.

Description: This vintage ukiyo-e style print shows a valiant samurai warrior cat posing over his dead and disgraced opponent, a full coffee mug, on the plain of battle, which is also the kitchen table.

Description: This vintage ukiyo-e style Japanese print shows an angry samurai cat using his spear to attack a giant butterfly.