Tank Tops
Description: This design features maroon text censored with a solid rectangle over the center two characters. It reads, "F--K".
F--K Tank Top
$21
Description: "I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in tomorrow. So if you could be here at around nine, that'd be great." This design features a rendition of the fictional "Initech" company logo from the movie Office Space.
Initech Tank Top
$21
Description: "First Sight means you can see what is really there, and Second Thoughts mean thinking about what you are thinking." This design features the text "FIRST SIGHT" on one line, then a horizontal divider with an ampersand "&" in the center, and then "2nd THOUGHTS" on the next line. The text is colored black.
Description: See him? Can you believe it? He doesn't have a doodley-squat now, but he used to be fabulously well-to-do.
ETC. Tank Top
$21
Description: There, my sweet Coraline. I came and fetched you out of the cupboard. You needed to be taught a lesson, but we temper our justice with mercy here; we love the sinner and we hate the sin. Now, if you will be a good child who loves her mother, be compliant and fair-spoken, you and I shall understand each other perfectly and we shall love each other perfectly as well.
Plains Tank Top
$21
Forest Tank Top
$21
Description: At the wheel of his slow car, Bob Arctor forgot theoretical matters and did a rerun of a moment that had impressed them all: the dainty and elegant straight girl in her turtleneck sweater and bell-bottoms and trippy boobs who wanted them to murder a great harmless bug that in fact did good by wiping out mosquitoes – and in a year in which an outbreak of encephalitis had been anticipated in Orange County – and when they saw what it was and explained, she had said words that became for them their parody evil-wall-motto, to be feared and despised: IF I HAD KNOWN IT WAS HARMLESS I WOULD HAVE KILLED IT MYSELF.