Pistachio_Ink

Description: oooh look at that background! and poop!

Description: A sweet doggo. Nuff said.

Description: hypnotize all your friends into liking this gross, evil, delicious, disgusting, moldy hot dog weenie... AND LOOK GOOD DOING IT - the hot dog depicted

Description: Sad Moonchild floating through space looking for their friend. They're sad and alone.... like all of us #deep

Description: he's not as hot....

Description: heartbreak has never looked this cool. I cringe typing that. but you'll look cool wearing this. or people will cringe... you should take that 50/50 chance, bby ;*

Description: Sally's dog but when she isn't powered up. Such a good boofer pupper doggo

Description: Sally's dog... but powered up. She gets into trouble but she means well. Love her. Love her NOW!!

Description: Hey, buddy, your life matters and if you cut it short, it WILL impact those around you. The blow will be abrupt and devastating, plus you have so much potential to impact the world with the same emotional energy. Be the bomb that explodes for good things, have the happy blast radius and not the life ruining one :) you're definitely worth it. Wear this dark/black comedic shirt to tell your friends, 'kay? OR you could just tell people it's a band and that works too. Nice comfort shirt to walk around the house in. Stay beautiful and nutty, ilysm.

Description: my mascot drank too much and threw up and i thought it looked pretty so i wanted to wear it.

Description: It's Mike, duh!