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All for one and one for all! Shorts
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Description: The Three Musketeers Peanuts Gang

Tags: charlie brown, peanuts, snoopy

All for one and one for all! Shorts

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Deaddy Bear / Goody Bear Shorts
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Description: As Carl Jung said we must accept our shadow to be whole. We all have a goody bear and a deaddy bear in us.

Tags: animal, bear, bears, bright colors, colorful

Deaddy Bear / Goody Bear Shorts

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Unamused Emoji Shorts
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Description: Let them know just how unamused your are with this unamused emoji.

Tags: emoji face, emoji funny, emojies, emoticon, emotion

Unamused Emoji Shorts

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Money Emoji Shorts
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Description: Dolla dolla bills, y'all! Gimme dat green.

Tags: cash, dollar, emoji, emoji face, emoji funny

Money Emoji Shorts

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Angry Emoji Shorts
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Description: Express your anger with this angry emoji.

Tags: angry, emoji face, emoji funny, emoticon, emotion

Angry Emoji Shorts

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SURVIVE Shorts
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Description: Our most basic instinct. We're all animals.

Tags: apocalypse, cyberpunk, cyberpunk 2077, futuristic, sci fi

SURVIVE Shorts

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SAY WHEN Shorts
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Description: Something creative here to get you to buy this product!

Tags: kurt russell, johnny ringo, val kilmer, tombstone movie, western

SAY WHEN Shorts

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SAY WHEN Shorts
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Description: If you hear Doc Holiday utter the words "Say when." it's a better bet to just back away. Slowly.

Tags: 90s, tombstone movie, wyatt earp, tombstone, tombstone quote

SAY WHEN Shorts

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SAY WHEN Shorts
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Description: If you hear Doc Holiday utter the words "Say when." it's a better bet to just back away. Slowly.

Tags: tombstone movie, tombstone quote, tombstone, wyatt earp, tombstone quotes

SAY WHEN Shorts

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IN VINO VERITAS Shorts
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Description: The wisdom of Doc Holiday

Tags: earp, val kilmer, ok corral, doc holliday, im your huckleberry

IN VINO VERITAS Shorts

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Marla Shorts
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Description: The scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could just stop tonguing it.

Tags: books, reading, cinema, chuck palahniuk, chuck palahnuik

Marla Shorts

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Tyler Durden Shorts
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Description: The first rule is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT TYLER.

Tags: brad pitt, david fincher, edward norton, fight, fight club

Tyler Durden Shorts

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Your Mom Rated E for Everyone Shorts
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Description: ESRB gettin outta hand.

Tags: esrb, games, gaming, humor, parody

Your Mom Rated E for Everyone Shorts

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Rated NC-17 Shorts
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Description: Not quite X. Just a bit better than R.

Tags: mpaa rating, rated, rated nc 17

Rated NC-17 Shorts

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XENO Shorts
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Description: Original xenomorph artwork

Tags: ellen ripley, 80s movies, movies, aliens, alien

XENO Shorts

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL Shorts
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Description: Something creative to get you to buy this shirt!

Tags: tool, precision, humor, design, sarcasm

THIS IS NOT A DRILL Shorts

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DARK SIDE EVERY TIME Shorts
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Description: You don't know the power of the dark side.

Tags: dark, side

DARK SIDE EVERY TIME Shorts

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In Lavey We Trust Shorts

Description: Anton Lavey - Founder of the Church of Satan

Tags: jesus, occult, witch, satanism, cult

In Lavey We Trust Shorts

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Battery Life Shorts
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Description: Um...it's a low battery icon.

Tags: low battery icon, energy, charge, power, charging

Battery Life Shorts

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