Hats
Description: graphic featuring two weevils, side by side. One weevil is noticeably larger than the other, while the smaller weevil has a humbler presence. The slogan reads: 'Elect lesser of two weevils.' The design cleverly plays on the classic phrase 'the lesser of two evils,' adding a humorous touch with the insect wordplay
Description: A striking and colorful graphic of a lion’s head in profile. The lion’s mane is a mesmerizing blend of purple, blue, pink, yellow, and orange, with intricate swirls and curls that create a dynamic and fluid appearance. Splashes of paint and drips add an artistic and abstract quality to the design, making it a true statement piece.
Description: Celebrate your conservatism and wonderfully weird side with our hilarious t-shirt! Inspired by the media’s quirky take on Vance’s love for Diet Mountain Dew, this design features the phrase ‘Wonderfully Weird’ in the iconic Mountain Dew logo style. Perfect for those who embrace their unique quirks and love a good laugh
Description: A powerful and thought-provoking graphic that highlights the message of unity and equality. The design showcases the silhouettes of four human profiles, each filled with different shades representing various skin tones. Overlaid on the silhouettes is the text “I AM A SOUL NOT A SKIN COLOR,” written in a stylized script font. The contrasting colors and bold lettering make the statement stand out, emphasizing the importance of looking beyond physical appearances to recognize the intrinsic value of every individual.
Description: a clever and impactful graphic that uses eggs to explain the concept of racism. The design includes three whole eggs of different colors (white, brown, and dark brown) aligned horizontally at the top, and below them, three fried eggs with identical yolks. The text above the whole eggs reads “Racism Explained,” and below the fried eggs, it states “For Dummies Any Questions?” The background has a speckled pattern, adding a textured look to the design. This visual analogy emphasizes that despite external differences, we are all the same on the inside.
Description: This design is a stunning illustrated graphic of Mount Hood, reflected in the serene waters of a lake. The sky transitions from deep blue to lighter shades near the horizon, creating a beautiful gradient effect. The use of halftone dots adds texture and depth to the sky and mountain and fades it into the color of the shirt making the design visually captivating.
Mount Hood Hat
$19
Description: An adorable and unique ‘Beer’ – a delightful mashup of a bear and a deer! This charming illustration features a cute grey bear with majestic deer antlers, creating a whimsical and endearing character. The ‘Beer’ is depicted waving cheerfully, adding a friendly and inviting touch to the design.
Description: a vibrant and playful illustration of Grape Ape, a large, vintage Hanna Barbara cartoon character. He is dressed in a green cap and jacket, and green bowtie, giving him a fun and approachable vibe. The ape is leaning on stylized yellow letters that spell out his name, “GRAPE APE,” which is adorned with bunches of purple grapes and green leaves
Description: A charismatic gecko, standing tall and confident on two legs! This anthropomorphic gecko, with its vibrant green skin and light-colored belly, holds a sign above its head that reads ‘SAVE MORON CAR INSURANCE’ in bold, capital letters. The sign’s orange background makes the text pop, adding a humorous twist to the design
Description: This design is a playful and humorous graphic that captures the essence of procrastination. The central emblem reads “Procrastinators League” with “EST. 2014” below it, all encased in a bold, black circular border. The design is further enhanced with annotations in red ink, suggesting last-minute changes and indecision, such as “CHANGE FONT,” “A DIFFERENT COLOR HERE ASAP,” and “MEH, GOOD ENOUGH.” Two yellow stars add a touch of flair to the upper half of the emblem.
Description: Get into the spooky spirit with this enchanting Halloween t-shirt! The design features a character dressed in a vibrant purple and orange witch costume adorned with intricate patterns. Holding a jack-o’-lantern candy bucket in one hand and accompanied by another pumpkin, this character is ready for a night of trick-or-treating. Above the character, the phrase ‘Trick or Treat’ is boldly displayed in playful lettering, capturing the festive and fun essence of Halloween.
Description: Are you a believer? Celebrate the legendary hide-and-seek skills of Bigfoot with our playful t-shirt! Featuring a charming 2D cartoon of Bigfoot standing proudly in front of a vibrant sunset, this design is sure to turn heads. The caption, ‘Hide & Seek Champ Since 1811,’ adds a humorous touch
Description: Show off your love for the hit Hulu anime with our exclusive Hit Monkey t-shirt! Featuring a 2D illustration of the iconic Japanese snow monkey, this design captures the essence of his thrilling adventures. Perfect for fans of action-packed anime and unique characters
Hit Monkey Hat
$19
Description: A nostalgic hilarious parody t-shirt featuring Alf from the iconic 80s TV show, this design reimagines the classic Alfa Romeo logo with a romantic twist. Perfect for fans of retro TV and unique humor, this shirt is a must-have for your collection!”
Alf Romeo Hat
$19
Description: Welcome to PANU - School of Panhandling, where we take the art of asking to a whole new level! This quirky t-shirt design features a frying pan perched atop a stack of textbooks, symbolizing the unique blend of street smarts and academic knowledge. The school’s motto, ‘Looking for a handout, not just a hand,’ is proudly displayed, adding a humorous twist to the concept. Let everyone know you’re a proud graduate of PANU!
Description: charming and whimsical bookworm, ready to feast on some literary delights! The bookworm is positioned eagerly in front of an open book, poised to take a big bite out of its pages. With a playful expression, this little character embodies the joy and excitement of diving into a good read.
