Description: I may be hungover but I have a strong suspicion there's a cocktail in my future.

Description: Let's just pretend that little outburst didn't happen, yeah?

Description: When I go to see live music at a concert I take my woo-ing very seriously, actually.

Description: Excuse my French.

Description: The duality of woman.

Description: Hater gang wya?

Description: If Mexican food is involved there's truly nothing more to talk about. I'm down.

Description: I'm a Twitter influencer. I sweat those exist.

Description: I grew these babies all by myself.

Description: White background with black letters in all caps. You've got some issues, my friend. Good luck with that.

Description: Quote made popular by pathological liar and first drag queen in congress Representative George Santos. Great for people who are young and have fun at festivals!

Description: What was it thast Hemingway was takling abotu again?

Description: Logical thinking makes me horny.

Description: You're all so lucky I'm here because without me you'd be screwed :)

Description: Mama loves a schedule.

Description: All hail the virgo royal court.

Description: I know you didn't ask for it but it's for your own good.

Description: Let's do the damn thing! And be stressed about it for days! It'll be fun!

Description: Why do you do that thing you do the way you do it? It's wrong.

Description: Bow down to our sensitive, emotional ruler.

Description: You really thought you could get away with it? Sorry, observation is basically in my DNA.

Description: Oh don't worry about it! I've already got it all figured out... as usual.

Description: I'm not saying I know better but... hate to say I told you so.

Description: Making plans for people and forcing them to live them out? That's got virgo written all over it.

Description: Part summer sun, part autumn leaves.

Description: Product of New Year's Eve sex <3

Description: Ain't nothin' to it.

Description: Closing out the summer with a bang (I'm the bang).

Description: Going above and beyond till the day I die.

Description: Bow down bitches.

Description: We know you're fluent we've SEEN the interviews.

Description: If Jack and Rose were alive today the "French girls" would probably just be Instagram influencers...

Description: Toss the pros and cons list babe, I'm doing you a favor.

Description: Sun's out buns out.

Description: What's so bad about owning an exotic animal farm, nuclear reactor and extensive collection of vintage Pez dispensers??

Description: I swear I don't always look like I emerged from a trash dump.