PK Halford

Description: Show your love of Axolotls with this fun, flirty design featuring Axohotl striking a pose and showing off his ridiculous abs for all to enjoy!

Description: Maybe, just maybe that's why it looks like such a paradise over there? Just a thought.

Description: The full passage of the iconic scripture from the film "Pulp Fiction."

Description: Grab a straw and start sucking! If you know someone who is obsessed with Boba Tea (or Bubble Tea), pick them up something featuring this adorable (and slightly naughty) little cartoon!

Description: Show off your enby pride and your wild side all at once with this fun design featuring the colours of the Nonbinary Pride Flag!

Description: A staple of midnight movie screenings for years, now you too can show that you yourself are unsuitable for audiences not of the age of majority! The perfect gift for the film aficionado in your life!

Description: Wear your laziness on your sleeve, or anywhere else with this funny and adorable design of a big ol' lazy orange chonky boy.

Description: For the aspiring mechanic or handyman in your family! Or just for that friend who always is neglecting their Check Engine light on their poor car!

Description: The Catholic church is the largest business in the world, and should be properly taxed as such, rather than continuing to allow them to hoard insane levels of wealth.

Description: Give all of your favourite bros a hearty fistbump under the mistletoe this holiday season! Or you could just kiss them instead, that would be cool too! You do you, bro!

Description: Let all those whiny, redneck, right-wing crybabies know that their tears of impotent rage are nothing but delicious fuel for you!

Description: Let all those whiny, redneck, right-wing crybabies know that their tears of impotent rage are nothing but delicious fuel for you!

Description: Display your love of vegetables, puns, and being choked all at the same time! Because you can't engage in breathplay without a healthy diet!

Description: Just because you're busy unmasking the shadowy forces that control all of our thoughts and actions doesn't mean you can't look hot while you do it!

Description: Wear your laziness on your sleeve, or anywhere else with this funny and adorable design of a big ol' chonky boy.

Description: For those of you who love bees, puns, and medieval fantasy, I have the perfect design for you!!

Description: NANI?! Show everyone your love of both poetry and obscure anime internet memes with this design! The ladies will be flocking to you over this one for sure!

Description: Sometimes with all the stress of the holiday season, you just have to tell people exactly what they can do with your crunchy brown ass!

Description: Let everyone around you know that you believe in the power of positive drinking! It's totally a real thing, and definitely not made up.

Description: Let people know all the good that vaccines have done for them, in spite of their continued stupidity!

Description: Let everyone know that you choose delicious, nutritious chicken nuggets over all them nasty drugs!

Description: Let everybody know the truth about popsicles!

Description: If brains were dynamite, some people out there couldn't even blow their nose. Use this design to let them know to hit the books before approaching you with their inane BS.

Description: Yeah, the planet will be just fine. Us filthy humans on the other hand? Probably not so much...

Description: Still waiting to hear back on how that whole "Greatness" thing is going. Maybe once all those cops stop murdering people, we can finally get an answer.

Description: Show everyone your pride with this punderful pansexual panda!

Description: Show everyone your appreciation for delicious cheese and 80's synthpop music all at the same time!

Description: Let people know that you give zero ducks. You are out of ducks to give. Not a single duck was given that day.

Description: Let everybody who dismisses pro wrestling as "fake" know exactly what you think about them!

Description: Way before all those boho hippie chicks were putting all kinds of sparkly whatzit in their bathtubs, this here was the original bath bomb!

Description: A devilishly humorous shirt about "getting lit" as the kids say these days.

Description: Let that special someone know that you're thinking about them from a safe distance away.

Description: Perfect for those of us with sad brains that are always over-thinking everything!

Description: Show off your love for fancy desserts AND whiny 90's alt-rock all at once!