Plex Wears

Description: One admission to the outdoors, no wifi provided. A torn ticket with perforated edges.

Description: The main quest can wait. Laid out as a licence card, issued by curiosity.

Description: The meter reads full aura and the apprenticeship did that. Aura farming, measured properly for once.

Description: The excuse that actually holds up. Set out like a site drawing, dimension line and all.

Description: The meter reads full aura and the apprenticeship did that. Aura farming, measured properly for once.

Description: A birthday line that works on any year of the trade. Ring badge with a bolt at the centre.

Description: Nothing important ever fails during office hours. The readout says three in the morning and so does the wearer.

Description: Everybody says it is the battery. It is never the battery. A real circuit under the line, drawn to scale.

Description: Nothing breaks at nine in the morning. Ever. Ticked list of the four that always go together.

Description: The only trade whose fuel bill is nothing. Rating plate for the panel and the person fitting it.

Description: The foreman's whole job in four words. Drawn as a dimension line, because everything is to spec.

Description: The oldest brag on the job site, given a proper exploded diagram. Pins floating off the body with live, neutral and earth called out.

Description: The licence that matters is the one earned on site. ID-card layout, expiry set to never.

Description: Admit one electrician, provided the coffee arrives first. Torn ticket with perforated edges and a shift number.

Description: The first rule, printed on the instrument that enforces it. Meter body with a live readout and a dial that means it.

Description: Every panel has one breaker nobody has ever identified. Drawn as the panel itself, with the last two switches off.

Description: A real series circuit under a line every electrician has heard about themselves. Resistor, cell and lamp drawn properly, not as clip art.

Description: The rating plate off the machine, rewritten for the person maintaining it. Riveted spec plate with the last two rows doing the joke.

Description: The line every sparky has said at least once, stitched into a patch. Crest layout with a bolt in the lower field.

Description: The periodic tile that never made it into the textbook. Symbol, number and a rating any sparky will recognise.

Description: The whole job description in three steps. A wall plate drawn to scale, sockets and all.

Description: Every electrician has walked into a room and thought exactly this. Three lines of stacked type and one dry closing note.

Description: The oldest joke on the site, finally drawn properly. Voltage tester under heavy distressed block type.

Description: Three of these are the job. The fourth is why the job takes longer. Ticked checklist layout with the punchline as the last item.

Description: She runs every circuit in the house, wiring included. Script-and-block lockup for the women in the trade.

Description: Still the best conductor in the family, and he'll tell you so. Stacked type with a rule, built around one clean pun.

Description: Everything downstream depends on the people at the top of the tower. Transmission tower under an arched wordmark.

Description: Opinions vary. The meter does not. Lineman's pliers under heavy block type.

Description: Three phases on the board, one on the electrician. Retro sunburst with distressed texture - the commercial-site angle most shops skip.

Description: Two hazards on this job site, and only one of them is the wiring. Reverse-panel safety label with the punchline stacked below.

Description: Nobody hands you journeyman. You put the hours in. A rosette seal for the ticket that took years to earn.

Description: The only advice that works on a job site and off it. Heavy block type over a distressed lightning bolt.

Description: She knew exactly what she was marrying, and she said yes anyway. Outline-and-solid split type with the punchline set underneath.

Description: For the dad who knows exactly which breaker it is without looking. Big stacked type, one clean line, nothing to explain.

Description: Every apprentice's first qualification is watching very carefully. Reverse-panel banner type - an in-joke the whole site will recognise.

Description: Decades of other people's emergencies. Not any more. Distressed arched lettering for the retirement party and every day after it.