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Rat Fuckery Skullduggery logo T-Shirt
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Description: Run up the flag and send a message!

Tags: death, halloween, industrial, jolly roger, law
HANDS OFF!!!! T-Shirt

Description: I'd just take the signs down, and let nature take it's course . . .

Tags: girl, industrial safety, metal, parody, pin up girl
Industrial Safety T-Shirt

Description: Seriously, you don't want to Fuck this up.

Tags: 90s, emo, goth, halloween, humor
HOT STUFF! T-Shirt
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Description: You can't say you weren't warned . . .

Tags: caution, danger, dangerous, death, devil girl
The Tits! T-Shirt
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Description: You know what you're getting when yo grab a Witche's Tit!

Tags: emo, funny, goth, gothic, halloween
Weaponized Incompetence T-Shirt
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Description: Stupid people are stupiding. Check on your stupid friends.

Tags: 90s, band, funny, humor, industrial
3:10 to Yursack T-Shirt
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Description: Another nutty adventure with your favorite parasite!

Tags: metal, pop punk, punk, retro, rock
Small Batch Rum T-Shirt

Description: Our premium small batch rum, hand crafted, and infused with local flavors. Think you can find a better rum? Your nuts!

Tags: alcohol, body horror, drinking, drunk, fleas
FATDOG Pizzaria! T-Shirt
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Description: Box art telling the whole story. This is the pizza you always dreamed about.

Tags: band, food, gen x, metal, music
PM: HUMAN RESOURCES employee shirt T-Shirt

Description: Just look over there, and it will all be over soon . . .

Tags: book, books, john steinbeck, literature, music
Hard Cider Exclusive! T-Shirt
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Description: Read it again slowly . . . Think about what that bottle has inside her . . . .

Tags: adult jokes, crude humor, funny adult humor, funny offensive, funny quotes
Old Fashioned Label T-Shirt
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Description: What's in a name?

Tags: bar humor, funny quote, funny slogan, humor, humorous
Hard R T-Shirt

Description: R – Restricted Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian. Contains some adult material. Parents are urged to learn more about the film before taking their young children with them. Parental discretion is advised.

Tags: 80s, activism, equality, music, protest
WTFN? T-Shirt

Description: Nothing prepared them for the Fuckery they would face on the front line

Tags: army, cute, funny, humor, job
Rated R T-Shirt

Description: Contains some adult material. Parents are urged to learn more about the film before taking their young children with them.

Tags: film rating, parental discresion is advised, pm holding division, r rating
Part of a Healthy Breakfast! T-Shirt
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Description: a parasite themed cereal designed to encorage processed food, along with toast, juice, and milk.

Tags: fake brand, geek, humor, lime disease, nerd
War Paint T-Shirt
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Description: The Devil's in the details . . .

Tags: devil, evil, girl, halloween, horror
What if? T-Shirt
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Description: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... MASS HYSTERIA!

Tags: fuckery, funny, imagine, metal, punk
Piltdown Mann, anthropological consultant T-Shirt
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Description: Truth is an ancient thing

Tags: freak show, gothic, side show, victorian, vintage
Wendigo Logo T-Shirt
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Description: If you mow, you know, nothing chews the hard jobs like a Wendigo!

Tags: creature, cryptid, halloween, horror, monster
Exit through the gift shop T-Shirt
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Description: Postcards and T shirts to the left, beverages and sunscreen to the right. Please move in an orderly fashion.

Tags: apocalypse, doomsday, end of times, ironic destruction, metal
Iron-On Angst T-Shirt
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Description: Free on the back of the cereal box! Save Russian Jews! Trade them with your friends!

Tags: metal, punk, rock, vintage
Dear Oppenheimer T-Shirt
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Description: Having a blast! Wish you were here! XOXOXO

Tags: metal, politics, protest, punk, retro
Postcard from the Edge T-Shirt

Description: That's the corner where you always find a spider

Tags: apocalypse, end of the world, fuck, fucktangle, metal
! DANGER DUMB FUCKERY T-Shirt

Description: ! DANGER DUMB FUCKERY RAT POISON KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN AND PETS *contains innapropriate language

Tags: funny, funny slogan, humorous, offensive, office humor
Other Fuckery T-Shirt
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Description: The old labels still apply.

Tags: fleas, grunge, parasite, rat, social commentary
The Ballad of Ticksy McBalls T-Shirt
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Description: Yeah, this one has a story.

Tags: emo, goth, gothic, guitar, horror
Parasites T-Shirt
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Description: Label it for what it is.

Tags: fleas, parasite, punk, rat, rats
Vermin Chacanery no. 2 T-Shirt

Description: There's a polite way to mention it in conversation, but that's still rat fuckery.

Tags: fuckery, law, lawyer, legal, punk
Rat Fuckery Punk Red Logo T-Shirt
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Description: Show them your red flag with this pirate/punk design!

Tags: industrial, lawyers guns money, metal, pirate, punk
Rat Masthead T-Shirt
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Description: First version logo

Tags: funny, rats
Fleas T-Shirt
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Description: When you're less worried about ticks on your scrotum than fleas, you have an opinion. Every parasite tells a story . . . . .

Tags: band, fleas, goth, halloween, horror

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