Ponk

Look, I made this shirt as a joke based on a podcast. I'll be very impressed if anyone buys one. Hi Drim!

For the magical papa in your life.

Who's yours?

Sometimes it pays to advertise.

For the zaddy in us all.

The mating call of the Sunday morning millenial.

Yaaaaas.

Sometimes you just want your shirt to come out for you.

For when the inside doesn't match the outside.

When the outside doesn't match the inside

You know what you're asking for with this one.

Genealogy is important.