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Embrace the unconventional at my store, where TV, music, film, and all things weird and alternative collide with satire and dark humour.
Bounce on it crazy style T-Shirt
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Description: Nosferatu is back—and he’s feeling a little too eager! Inspired by the viral TikTok sound “Bounce on it crazy style”, this design features a lustful Nosferatu ready to sink his teeth into more than just necks. A perfect blend of horror and humor, this shirt is a must-have for fans of classic vampires, internet memes, and unhinged energy. Wear it proudly and let everyone know you embrace the chaotic, thirsty side of Nosferatu.

Tags: bounce, crazy style, dracula, funny quote, funny slogan

Bounce on it crazy style

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Billy Big Bollox - Grool Engine T-Shirt
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Description: Step into the world of Grool Engine with this bold and badass design from Billy Big Bollox’s Meathead Mansion! Featuring the muscle-bound powerhouse of the band, this shirt is perfect for gym rats, weightlifters, and fans of over-the-top strength. Whether you're hitting the weights or just flexing your fandom, this design channels Billy's larger-than-life energy and epic gains. Show the world you mean business—because at Muscle Mansion, there's no such thing as 'too big!' Perfect for fans of Grool Engine, fitness enthusiasts, or anyone who lives by the motto: Go big or go home!

Tags: billy big bollox, bodybuilder, bodybuilding, exercise, fitness

Billy Big Bollox - Grool Engine

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My huge tits are down here T-Shirt
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Description: This design grabs attention with its dripping yellow text reading "My huge tits are down here." Fun, cheeky, and unapologetically bold, this shirt is perfect for those with a great sense of humor and a love for edgy, attention-grabbing style. Whether you're making a statement or just having a laugh, this design is sure to turn heads and spark conversation.

Tags: boobies, boobs, boobs designs, boobs funny, boobs make me happy

My huge tits are down here

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Mouths don’t get pregnant T-Shirt

Description: Daring and cheeky, this design features a woman’s mouth wearing bold red lipstick, with the unapologetic caption, "Mouths don’t get pregnant." It's a statement piece that combines humor with a bit of edge, perfect for those who aren’t afraid to push boundaries and keep things playful. Whether you're looking to turn heads or make a statement with your wardrobe, this design brings a fearless attitude to your style.

Tags: dirty, flirt, flirty, girlfriend, humor

Mouths don’t get pregnant

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I’m literally just a girl T-Shirt
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Description: This adorable design features a sweet little hamster with big, cute eyes and a pink bow in her hair, paired with the simple yet playful caption, "I’m literally just a girl." Perfect for anyone who loves cute animals and a touch of sass, this design is the ultimate expression of feminine charm with a fun twist. Whether you're a hamster lover or just want to show off your cute side, this shirt is sure to spread smiles wherever you go.

Tags: cute, funny, girl, hamster, hamster funny

I’m literally just a girl

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Hold on partner I’m overstimulated T-Shirt
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Description: Meet the overstimulated ferret cowboy, rocking a classic cowboy hat and boots, dual-wielding guns, and looking just a bit annoyed. With the hilarious caption, "Hold on partner, I’m overstimulated," this design perfectly captures that frazzled energy we all feel sometimes. Whether you're a fan of quirky humor, ferrets, or just want a fun, standout shirt, this design is sure to get a laugh. Perfect for anyone who can relate to a wild day in the Wild West... or modern life.

Tags: cowboy, cowboy boots, cowboy hat, ferret, ferret funny
Watch it punk T-Shirt
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Description: Bold, edgy, and unapologetic, this design features a skeleton demon holding his badass wife in one arm while brandishing a gun in the other. With the bold caption "Watch it punk, the last motherfucker to call me gay got his dick sucked," this shirt makes a strong statement. It’s perfect for anyone with a dark sense of humor who loves pushing the boundaries of style and sarcasm. Whether you’re making a statement or just looking for something truly unique, this design is a perfect fit.

Tags: bold statement, dark humor, dick, edgy, edgy humor

Watch it punk

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Nosferatu T-Shirt
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Description: Capture the eerie atmosphere of classic horror with this striking design featuring Nosferatu creeping up the stairs by moonlight. This artwork pays homage to the timeless 1922 film, showcasing the iconic vampire in a chilling silhouette against a hauntingly lit background. Perfect for horror movie fans and lovers of vintage cinema, this design brings a touch of gothic suspense to your wardrobe or decor.

Tags: blood sucker, count dracula, dracula, film, halloween

Nosferatu

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Tarot card - The devil T-Shirt
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Description: This black-and-white tarot card showcases just the face of the former American president as "The Devil." His expression is a mix of charisma and menace, embodying themes of temptation and power. Dark, swirling patterns surround his face, adding a gothic, unsettling atmosphere that highlights the card's associations with manipulation and illusion.

Tags: black and white, donald trump, election, occult, politics

Tarot card - The devil

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Tarot card - the world T-Shirt
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Description: Embark on a cosmic journey with this mesmerizing tarot card design of "The World," featuring a skeleton in an astronaut suit floating through the vastness of space. Surrounded by distant planets and stars, this black-and-white illustration symbolizes completion, unity, and the infinite. The detailed depiction of the astronaut skeleton blends themes of life, death, and the boundless universe, creating a striking fusion of tarot and sci-fi imagery. Ideal for lovers of space, tarot, and unique designs, this artwork adds a bold and mysterious touch to any apparel or accessory!

Tags: astronaut, cards, galaxy, magic, occult

Tarot card - the world

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Tarot card - The Hermit T-Shirt
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Description: Step into the realm of introspection with this striking black-and-white tarot card design featuring a famous ogre as "The Hermit." In this unique illustration, the iconic ogre holds only a staff, embodying wisdom and self-reflection. The absence of a lantern puts emphasis on the ogre's strength and inner guidance, offering a fresh take on the classic tarot archetype. Perfect for fans of fantasy, tarot, and bold art, this design is sure to stand out on apparel, accessories, and more!

Tags: black and white, clairvoyance, medium, shrek, tarot art

Tarot card - The Hermit

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Tarot card - The fool T-Shirt
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Description: Introducing a striking black-and-white tarot card design featuring an iconic clown figure. This minimalist yet detailed artwork captures the essence of mystery and whimsy, blending the world of tarot with the classic imagery of one of the most famous clowns. The design is perfect for fans of the surreal and lovers of the unusual, offering a bold, monochromatic style that stands out. Whether you're into tarot, clowns, or simply appreciate unique art, this piece is sure to be a conversation starter. Perfect for T-shirts, hoodies, and more!

Tags: card, clairvoyant, clown, joker, medium

Tarot card - The fool

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Call me Ms. Information and spread me T-Shirt
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Description: Introducing our witty and playful "Ms. Information" design featuring a beautiful blonde receptionist confidently holding paperwork. Dressed in a sleek pencil skirt and blouse, she's ready to make you smile with the humorous caption: "Call me Ms. Information and spread me." Perfect for anyone who loves a bit of office humor, this design is great for fans of wordplay, workplace jokes, or simply those who enjoy clever designs. Whether you're at the office or just having fun, this design is sure to turn heads and spark conversation!

Tags: blonde, cheeky, disinformation, fake news, funny
Blessed are the cheesemakers T-Shirt
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Description: Celebrate the divine craft of cheese with our 'Blessed Are the Cheesemakers' design! This whimsical artwork reimagines a cheesemaker as a saintly figure, haloed and revered. With a nod to both artisanal skill and playful piety, this design pays tribute to those who turn simple ingredients into delectable creations. Perfect for cheese lovers, food enthusiasts, and anyone with a sense of humor and appreciation for the culinary arts. Wear it with pride and let everyone know that cheese is truly a blessed gift!"

Tags: blessed, cheddar, cheese lover, cheese lover gifts, cheesy

Blessed are the cheesemakers

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Blessed are the cheesemakers T-Shirt
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Description: Celebrate the divine craft of cheese with our 'Blessed Are the Cheesemakers' design! This whimsical artwork reimagines a cheesemaker as a saintly figure, haloed and revered. With a nod to both artisanal skill and playful piety, this design pays tribute to those who turn simple ingredients into delectable creations. Perfect for cheese lovers, food enthusiasts, and anyone with a sense of humor and appreciation for the culinary arts. Wear it with pride and let everyone know that cheese is truly a blessed gift!"

Tags: blessed, catholic, cheese lover, cheese lover gifts, food

Blessed are the cheesemakers

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Wake up sleepyhead T-Shirt
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Description: Discover a chilling twist on classic pop culture with our 'Wake Up Sleepyhead' design featuring a spooky rendition of Bill Cosby. This eerie and unsettling artwork combines a haunting atmosphere with a touch of dark humor, perfect for those who appreciate a blend of the macabre and the iconic. Ideal for fans of unconventional art and those who enjoy a touch of the unexpected in their wardrobe. Dare to stand out with this unique and provocative piece!

Tags: actor, cosby show, crime, criminal, funny

Wake up sleepyhead

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Inside me, there are two wolves, one is retarded and so is the other T-Shirt
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Description: Inside me, there are two wolves, one is retarded and so is the other" — a hilarious twist on the classic wolf quote. This design features two goofy-looking wolves, adding a playful, absurd sense of humor. Perfect for anyone who loves offbeat, irreverent humor!

Tags: edgy, edgy fashion, edgy joke, funny, funny gift
Cigarettes keep you young T-Shirt
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Description: "Cigarettes Keep You Young" is a bold, satirical design featuring a child smoking. Perfect for those who love edgy, provocative art that makes a statement. Wear it and spark conversation!

Tags: child, children, cigar, cigarette, cigarettes

Cigarettes keep you young

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God sends the tastiest children to the hungriest pitbulls T-Shirt
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Description: The design titled "God Sends the Tastiest Children to the Hungriest Pitbulls" portrays a powerful pitbull holding a child in its jaws, with blood dripping down. The image is dark and provocative, combining fierce intensity with a chilling, unsettling atmosphere.

Tags: baby, bad dog, children, dark comedy, dog
Sauced at work again T-Shirt
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Description: A T-shirt featuring a happy, drunk office worker at their desk, looking happy with a beer in their hand and a beer nearby. The caption above reads “Sauced at Work Again” in yellow, dripping letters.

Tags: alcohol, beer, drink, drinking, funny quote

Sauced at work again

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Sauced at work again T-Shirt
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Description: A design featuring a happy, drunk office worker at their desk, looking relaxed with beer nearby. The caption reads “Sauced at Work Again” in yellow, dripping letters.

Tags: alcohol, beer, drink, drinking, drinking funny

Sauced at work again

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My girlfriend’s husband fights for your freedom T-Shirt
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Description: The design features a proud American soldier standing tall next to the U.S. flag, his posture firm and respectful as he delivers a crisp salute. The flag, vibrant and majestic, waves gently in the background, symbolizing the values of freedom and sacrifice. The soldier's expression is solemn yet resolute, reflecting a deep sense of duty and honor. Below the image, in bold and striking letters, the caption reads: “My Girlfriend’s Husband Fights for Your Freedom,” adding a touch of humor and irony while also acknowledging the soldier's service and dedication. The overall design is a mix of patriotism and wit, making it both thought-provoking and memorable

Tags: america, american flag, army, freedom fighter, funny quote
The White House - built on ancient burial grounds T-Shirt

Description: Unveil a rare and captivating photograph capturing the construction of the White House atop an ancient Indian burial ground. This unique image offers a glimpse into a seldom-seen intersection of American history and Indigenous heritage. Perfect for history buffs and cultural enthusiasts, this photograph invites reflection on the layers of history beneath one of America's most iconic buildings. Available on t-shirts, posters, and more, this piece is a striking addition to any collection, blending powerful visuals with deep historical significance.

Tags: america, american, americana, ancient, burial ground
Aiko Takara - the first female black disabled Samurai T-Shirt
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Description: Discover the incredible story of Aiko Takara with this unique design. A symbol of resilience and strength, Aiko Takara overcame societal prejudices and physical challenges to become the first black and disabled samurai in 17th-century Nagasaki. This design captures the essence of her spirit and the rich, hidden history of her achievements. Perfect for history enthusiasts, samurai fans, or anyone inspired by tales of determination and courage.

Tags: awareness, black, disability, disabled, history
Death cult T-Shirt
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Description: "Death Cult" is a striking and edgy t-shirt design that delves into the macabre with a modern twist. The centerpiece of the design features an eerie assembly of skeletons dressed in sharp, tailored suits. These creepy figures exude an unsettling aura, their hollow eyes and skeletal grins adding a haunting quality to their sophisticated attire.

Tags: bones, cult horror, death, halloween, horror

Death cult

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Cocky want boing boing T-Shirt
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Description: It’s a statement piece inspired by a viral Twitter post from April 2024. Featuring bold yellow dripping text, this shirt captures the essence of the iconic tweet by Dan Hentschel. In the tweet, Dan, photoshopped to look like an old bald man, humorously asks, "At the beach – Where the hoes at? Cocky want boing boing!" The phrase has since become a cultural phenomenon, spawning redraws and memes across social media. This shirt is not just a fashion statement; it's a piece of internet history, capturing the irreverent humor of online culture.

Tags: beach, funny, hashtag, hoes, instagram

Cocky want boing boing

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Please be patient with me, I'm acoustic T-Shirt
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Description: "Please Be Patient With Me, I'm Acoustic" is a captivating t-shirt design featuring bold yellow text dripping down the fabric. This unique visual is more than just a fashion statement; it's a heartfelt plea for understanding and acceptance. The warm hue and fluid lines convey a sense of openness and spontaneity, while the phrase itself hints at a preference for a genuine, unfiltered way of life. It's a reminder to embrace vulnerability and engage with others on a deeper level, fostering connection and empathy in a world that often moves too quickly.

Tags: acoustic guitar, autism advocacy, autism awareness, autism awareness ideas, autism day
I just want my wife back T-Shirt
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Description: Introducing "I Just Want My Wife Back" design! With yellow dripping text, this piece captures the sentiment of longing and humor. Perfect for those with a cheeky sense of humor and a heart of gold.

Tags: break up, divorce party, funny gift, funny quote, love

I just want my wife back

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Escaping temu T-Shirt
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Description: Introducing "Escaping Temu" design! Featuring a young Chinese child driving a forklift truck really fast, this piece captures a daring escape from the Temu factory. Perfect for those who appreciate bold and humorous illustrations with a hint of mischief.

Tags: child, children, chinese, factory, forklift

Escaping temu

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I may be white T-Shirt
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Description: Introducing "I May Be White, But I'm Not 'Let's Go See What That Noise Was' White" design! Featuring a man looking down the stairs and a monster creeping out of the shadows, this piece captures the humor and caution in horror movie moments. Perfect for those who appreciate a witty twist on typical horror tropes.

Tags: halloween, horror, horror fan, horror film, horror movie

I may be white

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I gooned god T-Shirt
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Description: Introducing "I Gooned God" design! With yellow dripping text and God in yellow liquid looking pleased in the clouds, this piece adds a bold and humorous statement to your wardrobe. Perfect for those with a cheeky sense of humor.

Tags: christian, christianity, ejaculate, faith, god

I gooned god

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Goblin mode activated T-Shirt
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Description: Introducing "Goblin Mode Activated" design! With yellow dripping text and a creepy goblin head smiling, this piece exudes mischievous energy. Perfect for those embracing their inner goblin and ready to conquer the day.

Tags: fantasy, fantasy art, fantasy creatures, funny gift, funny quote

Goblin mode activated

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I’m here T-Shirt
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Description: Introducing "I'm Here for the Interracial Furry Gangbang" design! With yellow dripping text, this piece adds a bold and provocative statement to your wardrobe. Perfect for those with a daring sense of humor.

Tags: animal, cute, funny quote, funny slogan, funnytee

I’m here

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I play on my ds after bedtime T-Shirt
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Description: Introducing "I Play on My DS After Bedtime" design! With yellow dripping text, this piece captures the rebellious spirit of late-night gaming. Perfect for those who cherish their secret gaming sessions.

Tags: bones, fire, funny quote, game, gamer

I play on my ds after bedtime

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The government T-Shirt
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Description: Introducing "The Government Watches Me Masturbate" design! With yellow dripping text, this piece adds a bold and humorous statement to your wardrobe. Perfect for those with a cheeky sense of humor.

Tags: big brother, election, government conspiracy, government corruption, government cover up

The government

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Goblin mode activated T-Shirt
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Description: Introducing "Goblin Mode Activated" design! With yellow dripping text, this piece exudes a mischievous energy. Perfect for those embracing their inner goblin and ready to conquer the day.

Tags: fantasy, funny quote, funny slogan, go wild, goblincore

Goblin mode activated

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