Poser Monkey

Description: If you know about this place, you remember the sights, smells, and especially sounds of Penny Whistle Park. How our parents must have hated this place, but we loved it!

Description: You don't know how to use the three seashells? HA HA HA HA!

Description: Profess your patriotic duty on Election Days.

Description: Battle of the Planets! G-Force, five incredible young people with superpowers! And watching over them from Centre Neptune, 7-Zark-7! Watching, warning against surprise attacks by alien galaxies from beyond space. G-Force! Fearless young orphans, protecting Earth's entire galaxy. Always five, acting as one. Dedicated! Inseparable! Invincible!

Description: Battle of the Planets! G-Force, five incredible young people with superpowers! And watching over them from Centre Neptune, 7-Zark-7! Watching, warning against surprise attacks by alien galaxies from beyond space. G-Force! Fearless young orphans, protecting Earth's entire galaxy. Always five, acting as one. Dedicated! Inseparable! Invincible!

Description: Whether cruising through the Alps with your honey at your side, or crashing through socialist compounds on ill-fated rescue missions...this is the heavily-armed recreational vehicle you need.

Description: Whether cruising through the Alps with your honey at your side, or crashing through socialist compounds on ill-fated rescue missions...this is the heavily-armed recreational vehicle you need.

Description: Despite official denials by leaders of the free world, sources now confirm the existence of Megaforce, a phantom army of super-elite fighting men, whose weapons are the most powerful science can devise. Their mission: to preserve freedom and justice, battling the forces of tyranny and evil in every corner of the globe.

Description: We're Lambda, Lambda, Lambda and...Omega Mu. NERDS!!

Description: I wanna Sing-a, about the Moon-a, and the June-A, and the Spring-A...

Description: Double the butt-kicking!

Description: Yo Bartender!

Description: Very Bad

Description: You may remember him as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Mama", Jackson Heights' own Randy Watson and his lovely band Sexual Chocolate.

Description: Joshua, what are you doing? The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

Description: If you want something done, do it yourself!

Description: Feeling oh so silky smooth!

Description: He may look like a fierce beast, but Ludo is friend to all!

Description: A temporary loss for a future butt-kicking!

Description: When your cargo has to get there on time, don't call us.

Description: A pledge pin!?! Show your Faber College spirit with your own Delta shirt.

Description: Re-live the nostalgia of carrying a load of quarters in your pocket as you jump from game to game in a dark, noisy, shady video arcade. You were not aware at the time, but these were the best days of your life.

Description: When you are drop-shipping yourself into one of the 'stan territories, make sure to maintain your cover by sporting products from the Ace Tomato Company. Tough enough to fight off ninjas, but comfortable enough to share a tent with decadent Russian agents. Ammo not included.