Poser Monkey

Description: Start the reactor - free Mars!

Description: Re-live the nostalgia of carrying a load of quarters in your pocket as you jump from game to game in a dark, noisy, shady video arcade. You were not aware at the time, but these were the best days of your life.

Description: When you are drop-shipping yourself into one of the 'stan territories, make sure to maintain your cover by sporting products from the Ace Tomato Company. Tough enough to fight off ninjas, but comfortable enough to share a tent with decadent Russian agents. Ammo not included.