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In the seventh season of the magnificent drama "The West Wing" by Aaron Sorkin, they flashed forward 3 years to the dedication ceremony of President Bartlet's Presidential Library. It was a tender moment, and well constructed too. At once, it answered questions about the future and opened new ones about what we would see in the episodes to come. Overall it left the impression that, no matter what happened next, Jed Bartlet would leave a lasting legacy. His views, his politics, and his passion would live onward in this other world. This store is a chance to pretend that maybe, just maybe, that legacy lives on in this world. We could use that now more than ever.

The last in my (current) series of minimalist designs.

Another minimalist image, this time of a tree.

Oh puns, you're so puns.

A minimalist design of a mountain that looks like its melting.

A simple design reminiscent of a forest with a river running through it.

A simple design of a feather on a chevron

A photo-manipulated NOAA nautical map of Boston's Inner Harbor, MA. NOAA's nautical maps are open source.

A photo-manipulated NOAA nautical map of Monterey Bay, CA. NOAA's nautical maps are open source.

Boffers are a funny thing. Sure, some of them are carefully crafted replications of historically accurate weaponry, formed from high quality carbon fiber cores and meticulously carved foams, coated in complex formulations of latex and pigments. Then there's the good old fashioned duct taped pool noodle over a PVC pipe. Regardless, prepare to get thwapped.

Din Djarin and a strange Child formed a clan of two some time after the Empire. They were granted the skull of a mudhorn as their symbol.

I'm sorry, what do crabs have to do with giant lizards? I don't know. It's like a pun or something.

Binge watching something while embroiled in a nest of blankets and chip crumbs? Then have I got a shirt for you.

Visit sunny Amity Island! The water's warm! Absolutely positively no chance of getting eaten alive by a giant mutant great white shark. Pay no attention to everything the chief of police is saying.

Everyday I have big plans. Big plans. So big I got them printed on a shirt.

Have you recently had a scathing Facebook post about how you have no right to be at the happiest place on Earth because you and your SO haven't added to the carbon footprint of the universe by making a 3D printing of your genetic material? Did a mother of three blame you and your too short shorts for not being willing to stand in line to buy their screaming brood the thing they wanted? Advertise to the World (or Land) that you are there without kids cause you don't have any. And you're there to treat yo'self.

Most games call you a GM but I can't put that on the logo cause then a bunch of Detroit lawyers are gonna come knocking on my door.

We have a prescription and it is to cause at much damage as possible without pulling aggro from the tank, you noob.

A retro spin on an old classic ... pun.

It's a pun. Don't judge me. Just buy one.

The Five Tones d-e-c-C-G are used in conjunction with Curwen hand signs to communicate with an alien mothership's tonal language in the 1977 movie "Close Encounters of the Third Kind."

Are you a monster? Then you should label yourself. Because Monster.

Mexican Loteria cards features symbols important to cultural history.

Got a lot of people close to you that just like to spout whatever they most recently heard from some talking head on Fox News or random Infowars article? Add some shorthand to your life for demanding sources on wild internet claims.

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Warlord Combat Academy is a live steel armored combat academy. Find more information at https://www.facebook.com/warlordcombatacademy/

Warlord Combat Academy is a live steel armored combat academy. Find more information at https://www.facebook.com/warlordcombatacademy/

In the style of Alphonse Mucha's Cycles Perfecta Poster, the last Princess of Alderaan poses across the back of a 74-Z Speeder Bike on the forest moon of Endor.

In 1974 Howard Stark hosted his last World Expo featuring a massive fair ground with a hidden message for his young son Tony.

In 2010 Tony Stark reopened the World Expo started by his father to feature all of the finest in up and coming tech. The expo ended when a destructive Hammertech malfunction and an attack by the criminal Whiplash were ended by Ironman and Warmachine.

Five years after the Battle of Serenity Valley in 2511, often considered the lynch pin in the defeat of the Independents, a group of Browncoats founded the Serenity Valley Museum to commemorate the sixteen brigades and twenty air-tank squads lost those fateful weeks. On a visit to this museum, tucked on the lip of Serenity Valley itself, you picked up a little something for yourself as you exited through the gift shop ...

Wisdom comes from strange places. Sometimes it is uttered from the wizened lips of a guru. Sometimes a blackout drunk idiot from Iowa screams it off a balcony at a Christmas Party because he has strong opinions about using an index card pinned to a t-shirt to represent "an Armani Suit." Either way, that idiot's wisdom went viral in LARP circles and he's totally cool with me capitalizing on it. Recommend Dark Colors

Were you LARPing before it was cool? Want a completely artisanal and handmade logo to express your interest in running around the woods in a costume hitting people with extreme pool noodles? Need a crosshairs target right on your solar plexus for someone hucking a cloth packet of birdseed at you? Well, have I got the shirt for you!

Part one of Tentacle Week 2018! I recently visited the Monterey Bay Aquarium and marveled at all the tentacled critters on display, especially the Giant Pacific Octopus!

In my ongoing series (not really) of mashing up turn of the century paintings with pop culture references I give you La Trahison des Caltrops aka. The Treachery of Small Devices That Stab Your Feet in the Dark. It was this or a d4.

Pictured: What it feels like to an artist when their head is so full of ideas that they can't get anything out and the pressure builds to the point their skull explodes.