It’s the hot new vacay destinay!!! Come relax on our pristine beaches, undisturbed by water or oxygen. And don’t worry about getting bored, you’ll suffocate and explode from decompression before you even have a chance to reflect on your unsatisfying life! (P.S. This was designed for the orange shirt, but for some reason I couldn't set it as the default color. I'd urge you to take a look at the design on orange!)

“Cop” is just this cyborg’s job. His greatest accomplishment is his son (if you consider that an accomplishment, I guess). Unfortunately for him, the boy’s greatest accomplishment is discovering that weed is awesome. Can RoboDad uphold house rules without holding up his son’s love?

This “wiz” kid arrived on the spell-casting scene after my time, so all I know is what I’ve heard on the streets: nothing—I usually take my walks in the early morning when the streets are empty. I can say this much, though: he’s not the one who made the Statue of Liberty disappear—that’s a different guy.

Space is not a big enough place for me and this guy! From slicing up senior citizens with his patent-pending Lazersword™ to using his phony moon to blow up some pretty good planets, this bully has no place in polite space society. Stand up and tell space everyone what you think of him!

You haven’t smelled long-winded questions until you’ve enjoyed an interview with Gross Terry. Find out if your favorite prominent subject agrees or disagrees with your favorite host’s meandering postulations!

Sometimes you travel back in time and it’s great because everyone thinks you’re real hot stuff—innovative in fashion, music and transportation. But then you make out with your mom and you realize maybe being a regular jerk in the 80s ain’t so bad after all.

This hockey fan doesn’t just slay at wordplay, he slays at slaying teen camp employees who are having too much fun! I mean, it’s not the answer, but he brings up a valid point. Everyone else is having more fun. Oh well, no time for thinking about how we missed out and ended up on this page; we just have to upload and pray for sales now. Slayles?

Schoooooooool’s out for summer! Schoooooooool’s out until fall! Also, this guy is on sabbatical, so really, he’s got until next year. Anyway, what is an archaeology professor with a knack for trouble and a lasso to do with all that free time? Freelance looting, of course! But honestly, is it a crime to tell a good story? Possibly in some countries—I don't know a lot of stuff!

These sex cops have seen it all in the law and order biz—until next week when something else comes along that they haven’t seen, and then without fail, the gravity of the depravity forces the hand of these steadfast jaws to give in to the gravity…of the earth.