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Buck Up T-Shirt

Description: Nothing like a motivational speech by a Persian cat to get your blood flowing!

Tags: carl, donut, dungeon crawler, litrpg, princess donut

Buck Up T-Shirt

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Aim Low T-Shirt

Description: The Dungeon AI always has an opinion

Tags: dungeon crawler, litrpg

Aim Low T-Shirt

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Smartie Pants T-Shirt

Description: Even Princess Donut's sweet moments seem snarky out of context

Tags: dungeon crawler, litrpg, princess donut

Smartie Pants T-Shirt

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I Can't Be Held Responsible T-Shirt

Description: Princess Donut knows her limitations, and so should you.

Tags: donut, dungeon, dungeon crawler, litrpg, princess donut

I Can't Be Held Responsible T-Shirt

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Mudskippers' Motto T-Shirt

Description: Channel your inner Cascadia and remember to kill, kill, kill!

Tags: carl, cascadia, donut, dungeon, dungeon crawler

Mudskippers' Motto T-Shirt

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Purple is My Color T-Shirt

Description: If purple is your color, the Enchanted Crown of the Sepsis Whore was made for you.

Tags: carl, donut, dungeon, dungeon crawler, litrpg

Purple is My Color T-Shirt

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It's My Song! T-Shirt

Description: Show off the love you share with Princess Donut for 90s alternative bands.

Tags: carl, donut, dungeon, dungeon crawler, litrpg

It's My Song! T-Shirt

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Ralph T-Shirt

Description: “When the Black Death swept through 14th century Europe, killing upwards of 200 million people and forever altering the course of human history, one of the original culprits of the epidemic was said to be the black rat, carrying plague-infested fleas into population centers to wreak their destruction. This is, in fact, not true. The true perpetrator was actually the Asian great gerbil... This is only important to know because Ralph, champion pit fighter of the kobold training grounds, lives his life in a perpetual state of rage... He feels that human death toll of 200 million is much too low, and he will do everything in his power to triple that number. Starting with you."

Tags: carl, dungeon, dungeon crawler, gerbil, litrpg

Ralph T-Shirt

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You Will Not Break Me T-Shirt

Description: When the Corporation has its boot on your neck, let them know how you feel.

Tags: carl, dungeon, dungeon crawler, litrpg, rpg

You Will Not Break Me T-Shirt

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PETA Enthusiast Achievement T-Shirt

Description: You somehow managed to remove the hostility of an aggravated, non-sapient enemy. That enemy then fought against other enemies to your benefit. The ghost of Steve Irwin smiles down upon you.

Tags: animal lover, carl, crocodile hunter, dungeon, litrpg

PETA Enthusiast Achievement T-Shirt

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Mana Toast T-Shirt

Description: This is toast. It refills your mana. That’s it. Nothing more. Fuck you.

Tags: carl, donut, dungeon, dungeon crawler, funny

Mana Toast T-Shirt

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The Real World T-Shirt
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Description: More wisdom from the world of Thursday Next.

Tags: book editor, editing, editor, editor gift, english teacher

The Real World T-Shirt

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Speech Infection T-Shirt
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Description: “Sometimes, a word succeeds beyond the wildest dreams of its creators, like a virus sent into the world to infect common speech.” Slang so stupid it hurts.

Tags: gen alpha, gen alpha slang, gen z, gyatt, jasper fforde

Speech Infection T-Shirt

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I Believe in GSD T-Shirt
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Description: "Coexist" is so last year's bumper sticker. Declare your belief in the Global Standard Deity.

Tags: anti religion, coexist, faith, free thinker, free thought

I Believe in GSD T-Shirt

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War T-Shirt
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Description: Who knew a quote from a 2001 book would still be relevant in the 2020s?

Tags: anti religion, anti war, atheism, atheist, jasper fforde

War T-Shirt

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She Reads a Lot T-Shirt
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Description: Let everyone know to underestimate you, then blow them away.

Tags: book, book lover, books, bookworm, english major

She Reads a Lot T-Shirt

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Carl's Naughty Little Piggy T-Shirt

Description: The Maestro's sign off on his love letters takes a cue from Gossip Girl.

Tags: carl, donut, dungeon, dungeon crawler, gossip girl

Carl's Naughty Little Piggy T-Shirt

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Capacity for Happiness T-Shirt

Description: Everyone's favorite cynical android, just telling you how it is.

Tags: 42, dont panic, douglas adams, ford prefect, hitchhikers guide

Capacity for Happiness T-Shirt

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Dungeon Crawler's Starter Kit T-Shirt

Description: Starting gear for the biggest bad-ass of the apocalypse.

Tags: carl, donut, dungeon, dungeon crawl, litrpg
Pork Boy Maestro T-Shirt

Description: So you played the Snick and now you know what it's like to be Carl's Naughty Little Piggie. Here's your reward.

Tags: carl, crawler, donut, dungeon, dungeon crawler

Pork Boy Maestro T-Shirt

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Glurp Glurp! T-Shirt

Description: Only for fans of Death Watch Extreme Dungeon Mayhem

Tags: carl, donut, dungeon, dungeon crawler, fantasy

Glurp Glurp! T-Shirt

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New Achievement T-Shirt

Description: New Achievement! Loot! You're wearing something you found in the dungeon. Reward: You're now a handsome SOB. That's reward enough.

Tags: 8 bit, carl, donut, dungeon, dungeon crawler

New Achievement T-Shirt

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Samantha! T-Shirt

Description: Samantha will definitely kill your mother.

Tags: carl, donut, dungeon, dungeon crawler, litrpg

Samantha! T-Shirt

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AAAAAHHH! T-Shirt

Description: Right in my G-D ear.

Tags: caprid, carl, dungeon, dungeon crawler, funny goat

AAAAAHHH! T-Shirt

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Mongo is Appalled T-Shirt

Description: What is Mongo appalled about? It's up to you.

Tags: carl, dcc, dinosaur, donut, dungeon

Mongo is Appalled T-Shirt

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The Revolution Will be Televised T-Shirt

Description: With Princess Donut on your team, you're sure to win.

Tags: book quote, book quotes, carl, donut, dungeon

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