Rabid Penguin Records

Description: Gear up for LOUD LOVE’s Re-Animated Tour with this BOSS new design!

Description: First time in the Finals since OJ took that long road to infamy! Own a piece of Knicks history and let em all know that they can SUCK YOUR KNICK!

Description: It’s all gonna be okay. Trust me. I’ve struggled with mental health for as long as I can remember. Keeping your mind in check is the best way path to self care. Be kind to yourself. Be empathetic towards others. And mind your mental health.

Description: The best hot chiggin in town!

Description: Hail to the King… the KING OF FARTS!

Description: Bow down to the Queen of Farts!

Description: When these Gen Z betas say you got no aura, let em know that UNC ROCK is still PUNK ROCK!

Description: We may be Philly bois and girls, but South Jersey is where are roots are!

Description: A.I. doesn’t belong in punk spaces!! It’s D.I.Y. or D*E, my friends! With a design inspired by old school Monday Night Wars, this design is sure to make your fit pop!

Description: Bradley Cooper. Taylor Swift. Boyz II Men. They’re all Phamous Philly Sports Phans. But perhaps NONE are more phamous than our Phightin’ Phils!

Description: We’ll let this one speak for itself

Description: Who ya gonna call!? Make sure those spooks and specters no who’s boss! Get the design inspired by the 1989 classic Ghostbusters 2

Description: In 2025, a legend was born in Prospect Park! It was a sh!t & run! Or perhaps the suspect wanted to leave a mark in the form of a Delco-style hood ornament? Either way, this newest Philly Sensation will no longer settle for #2 in a city who knows all about taking their team to the Super Bowl!

Description: Did those Shoobies buy up all the Philadelphia Phillies Ice Cream Helmet hats in Clearwooder this Spring?! Have no fear! The Phantic has you covered!

Description: Need we say more? Rock this unique design at The Bank this baseball season to cheer you your favorite sexy Sosa.

Description: It’s a Pygmy! It’s a Hippo! It’s a Pygmy Hippo!

Description: Why vote for the other guys when you can vote for KAMALA?! Make Uganda Great Again… courtesy of the Ugandan Giant Kamala and his running mate (and right hand handler) Kim Chee!

Description: Dark Brandon strikes again!

Description: Every story has an origin! Get the original American Sweetheart who mastered the art of HAWK TUAH!

Description: It’s the viral sensation of ‘24! And just how do you get over your man?? HAWK TUAH!

Description: Im him. Sigma.

Description: Sigma Daddy. Enough said.

Description: This City of Brotherly Love staged their own "invasion" in London during the summer of 2024, reminding those pesky Red Coats that they dropped the ball BIG TIME by surrendering a "thirteen colony lead"! Get a piece of history celebrating 'Murrica, patriotism, American's pastime, Philly Philly, and all other things equally ridiculous with this snazzy design!

Description: Feelin a little more of those retro vibes whilst phuckin wit philly?? This option is best for you! Phuck wit Philly during the MLB Post Season with this Phillies-inspired MUST HAVE!

Description: Do you phuck wit Philly?! Get your postseason vibes on with this MUST HAVE Phillies-inspired tee!

Description: Faithfully recreated original digitally hand-painted art celebrating Nickelodeon's short-lived show, Salute Your Shorts!

Description: Get your City Design merch from LOUD LOVE’s 2023 The Price of Admission Tour! This special design for the City of Racine incorporates the logo of AAWBL’s Racine Belles, inspired by the trailblazing baseball players in the early 20th century and the film A League of Their Own.

Description: Get the latest variation of Philly Rock Band LOUD LOVE’s logo on your favorite color tee or accessories!

Description: Check out this incredible design by The Felonz’ Jerm Warefare!

Description: Celebrate LOUD LOVE's heritage with this spiffy Philly-phlavored design sure to please the Phanatic in your Phamily!

Description: Hear our rally cry! WE AIN'T LOSIN'! Ring the Bell, Philly. It's time for another World Series!

Description: Yo, Adrian! It’s Philly Rob! Rep the Philly-est Rob this side of the Canadian border as the Phils push towards the 2022 World Series!

Description: When Figaro’s Whore of Hell’s Kitchen is Burning a Hole in Your Soul, only one Divine Addiction can make you feel Alive again! Stop wasting those Hallow Years, say “Goodbye Divinity,” draw a Line in the Sand and say “hello!” to the Kings of Delusion!

Description: “Picture it! Roswell, 1947!” Are you a believer?

Description: Pennsauken GSA Welcomes ALL!

Description: Quasimofo ruled the South Jersey Rap Metal scene back in the early 2000's. And now, you can relive the glory with Quasimofo inverted color logo merch! The logo was painstakingly recreate by artist Vincent Marone to match the awesome original design published in the late 1990's and early 2000's!