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Absurdist, sometimes surrealist painter in Toronto, On. Canada. Curator, manager of Gallery 222, 222 Spadina Ave.
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Morpheus the Juggler T-Shirt
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Description: In a post-apocalyptic world, the clowns have survived. Morpheus dwells in the boundaries of the real and the unreal. The above and the below. Wakefulness, and sleep.

Tags: bubbles, carnival, circus, clown, juggler

Morpheus the Juggler T-Shirt

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Dogs Playing Poltergeist T-Shirt
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Description: A parody of the famous Dogs Playing Poker by Cassius Marcellus Coolidge, where they find out if all dogs really do go to heaven via séance.

Tags: american classic, dogs, gambling, haunting, ouija

Dogs Playing Poltergeist T-Shirt

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The One That Got Away T-Shirt
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Description: Sometimes, the things you love slip through your fingers and accidentally harm a turtle population.

Tags: clouds, evening, floating, flying, loss

The One That Got Away T-Shirt

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The Baby Clown T-Shirt
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Description: A mother clown holds her baby clown for the first time.

Tags: baroque, baroque clown, baroque portrait, beautiful, circus

The Baby Clown T-Shirt

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The Birdhouse T-Shirt
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Description: Inspired by Baba Yaga's house on chicken feet, I collaged an AI creation I asked a site to generate (Baba Yaga's house hatching an egg) with some of my own bird photography from the Ontario Raptor Conservancy. I painted this in oil on canvas with an acrylic underpainting.

Tags: baba yaga, birdhouse, cottage, cottagecore, egg

The Birdhouse T-Shirt

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Bee Not Afraid T-Shirt
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Description: Acrylic on canvas, this piece is collaborative with some AI art generative play. The wings are basically recreated, but the rest is my own invention.

Tags: angel, bugs, entomology, gold, hive

Bee Not Afraid T-Shirt

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Water Rabbit T-Shirt
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Description: In a lotus throne, a merbunny king in lotus armour sits beholding his kingdom. The water rabbit is a 2023 lunar year symbol.

Tags: astrology, bunny, fish tail, fishtail, horoscopes

Water Rabbit T-Shirt

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King Billy T-Shirt
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Description: This is my friend's pupper that I've painted onto the body of King George III's portrait. He's so fancy!

Tags: adorable, classic art, cute, dog, dog day afternoon

King Billy T-Shirt

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Lovely Day T-Shirt
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Description: I drew a picture one day, to illustrate my feelings of being overwhelmed by a situation, but trying to endure it with good humour. It turned out to be so popular, I decided to paint it. And here we are.

Tags: anchor, face, floating, flower, lily

Lovely Day T-Shirt

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The Nicolas BouCage T-Shirt
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Description: This is a whole bouquet of Cage rage. It's a Nicolas BouCage.

Tags: acorns, bouquet, cagerage, fabric, flax

The Nicolas BouCage T-Shirt

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Jeff Goldblooms T-Shirt
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Description: The only thing better than Jeff Goldblum are many Jeff Goldblooms. Jeff Goldblum's face on flowers.

Tags: ferns, fishbowl, floral arrangement, flowers, goldblooms

Jeff Goldblooms T-Shirt

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The Cary ElVase T-Shirt
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Description: Third in my floral series, this one starring the one, the only, the eternally handsome, Cary Elwes. There are eight-plus film and tv references to his career in this. Some of them may be difficult to see, or way too ridiculously obscure, but they're there. Enjoy!

Tags: arrows, babys breath, bouquet, cary elwes, cinefile

The Cary ElVase T-Shirt

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Jason Plantzoukas T-Shirt

Description: Jason Plantzoukas is #4 in my flower series. How did these get splayed?

Tags: celebrity, cinephile, company flower, dragonfly, film

Jason Plantzoukas T-Shirt

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Seth Roganja T-Shirt
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Description: My fifth in the celebrity bouquet series. Here's Mr. Rogen's bouquet, with several film and TV easter eggs.

Tags: celebrity, company flower, floral, movies, persian lillies

Seth Roganja T-Shirt

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Circus Goat T-Shirt
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Description: Circus goat will convince you to run away and perform for thousands of strangers. Circus goat forbids you from living a life of regret. Financial ruin, maybe. Regret, never. Circus goat will entice you to juggle, breathe fire, or climb silks. He will encourage your greatest acrobatics. Circus goat drowns your sorrows by plying you with beverages, and eating your phone.

Tags: acrobatics, cabaret, circus, clown, drinks

Circus Goat T-Shirt

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Weird Alliums Yankovic T-Shirt
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Description: Weird Alliums, a bouquet of the parody artist known as Weird Al surrounded by Easter Egg references of his work in music, film, and TV.

Tags: accordion, al yankovic, alliums, bouquet, bus ticket

Weird Alliums Yankovic T-Shirt

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After Humanity Tea T-Shirt
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Description: You have your breakfast tea, your afternoon tea, your high tea, your after-dinner tea, your bedtime tea, your end of times tea, your apocalypse tea, and your post-apocalyptic tea.

Tags: afternoon tea, apocalypse, apocalypse now, cat, cursed cat meme

After Humanity Tea T-Shirt

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Human Spice Latte T-Shirt
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Description: Too long we have been drinking pumpkin spice beverages. The pumpkins aren't going to take it anymore. They're coming. For us.

Tags: bad omens, drink, festive, halloween, headless horseman

Human Spice Latte T-Shirt

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The Hellmouth T-Shirt
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Description: This is actually a modified portrait of a friend of mine. At first, it was her as an anglerfish, which was already frightening. Then, last year, I was inspired by the Haunting of Hill House, and remodeled her portrait while watching the show on Netflix. Luckily, she loves it.

Tags: dark, fear, ghastly, ghost, hands

The Hellmouth T-Shirt

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Sarah's Blue Peonies T-Shirt
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Description: A couple years ago, I made this, and another similar one for my SIL. She seemed very happy, but I never thought to share them here until now. Most of my work is less abstract, but these are lovely.

Tags: abstract, acrylic pour, blue, decorative, peonies

Sarah's Blue Peonies T-Shirt

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Sarah's Purple Peonies T-Shirt
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Description: A paired piece to the blue peonies in my collection, made for my SIL. I don't normally do abstracted work, but it's pretty, so here it is.

Tags: abstract, acrylic pour, floating, flowers, peony

Sarah's Purple Peonies T-Shirt

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Driving Adam Driver T-Shirt
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Description: The look of love is in his eyes. That magnificent stallion, Adam Driver, carries a smitten John Oliver through the mystical birch forest.

Tags: adam driver, birch, comedy, forest, funny

Driving Adam Driver T-Shirt

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Feeding John Malkovich T-Shirt
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Description: Tribute to a fabulous movie, and a classic painting.

Tags: classic art, dinner, fine art, good food good mood, malkovich

Feeding John Malkovich T-Shirt

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The Elephant's Trunk Nebulizer T-Shirt
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Description: This is part of a developing series of pink elephant paintings that I've done. Until now, they've just been into moonshine, but it looks like now they're into starshine.

Tags: animal, beauty, elephants trunk nebula, hallucination, nature
Kintsugi Heart T-Shirt
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Description: inspired by Kintsugi, the art of fixing broken pottery together to add to the story of the piece within its preservation. You can't unbreak a plate, you can't unbreak a heart, but your scars will tell a story. Some scars are physical, and some are emotional, but they stay as landmarks of your history.

Tags: acrylic, beautiful, broken heart, cardiac, gold

Kintsugi Heart T-Shirt

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The Green Fairy T-Shirt
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Description: Absinthe makes the heart forget

Tags: absinthe, bubbles, fairy wings, green, sexy

The Green Fairy T-Shirt

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Swan Song T-Shirt
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Description: From a new series inspired by the emergent realism from patterned planes of Gustav Klimt's work. This is the beauty of the swan song.

Tags: animal, bird, bronze, cello, copper

Swan Song T-Shirt

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Nesting T-Shirt
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Description: The face in the wall that you can only see from the corner of your eye. It watches you with a cat-like curiosity. It is a thing of nightmares. May its eyes never hatch.

Tags: cloth, curtain, darkness, eggs, eyes

Nesting T-Shirt

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Caribat T-Shirt
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Description: We have our own mythological creatures up here in Canada. Some told of by indigenous peoples, and some made up by me.

Tags: animals, antlers, bat, bat wings, beast

Caribat T-Shirt

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Bilbo at Teatime T-Shirt
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Description: In November, 2018, a tiny little cat was found wandering the hallway in my highrise apartment building. We took her in, hoping to find her people. We slipped notes through all the other doors on our floor, we put posters up. We left notes at the office. Nobody came. Now we have a cat, and she's been my muse. This is one of a few pieces I've painted of her. Her name is Bilbo Baggins, and she's adorable.

Tags: animals, bilbo, china, cute, fancy

Bilbo at Teatime T-Shirt

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Queen Bilbo I T-Shirt
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Description: The second portrait of my cat, Bilbo. We found her wandering in the hallway of our highrise, and she's been my cutest, cuddliest little muse since. The cuddles aren't her favourite, but she tolerates them.

Tags: cat, classic, curtains, elizabethan, fancy

Queen Bilbo I T-Shirt

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Great White Dwarf T-Shirt
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Description: Part of a mosaic series. Most of them are classic centerfolds from old playboys, but a couple of them, such as this one, are nature scenes.

Tags: beauty, blue, fish, great white shark, grey

Great White Dwarf T-Shirt

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Let Them Eat Crack T-Shirt
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Description: Former Toronto Mayor Rob Ford may have several claims to fame, but the first real doozy was the crackpipe drug scandal. Here he is on the body of Marie Antoinette, in 'Let them Eat Crack'.

Tags: buffoon, canadian, crack, crackpipe, history

Let Them Eat Crack T-Shirt

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King of Rock n' Roll T-Shirt
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Description: Frogs and music, two bastions of transformation in our world. Fused together with an Elvis reference.

Tags: elvis, fun, guitar, king, music

King of Rock n' Roll T-Shirt

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Stain Glass Cat T-Shirt
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Description: From my mosaic series, a colourful stained glass-esque cat

Tags: abstracted, beauty, cat, colourful, stained class

Stain Glass Cat T-Shirt

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Down with the Sygnets T-Shirt
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Description: Fire, skulls, and the ugly duckling. That is what awesome is made of.

Tags: awesome, cool, creepy, crypt, darkness

Down with the Sygnets T-Shirt

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