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Illustrator, chiptune composer, pixel artist, sprite animator, programmer, fiber artist, lives in PDX. PNCA alumni.
Portland, OR

Socks

SAYS WHO Socks
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Description: Your dad also gave me a poor performance review.

Tags: shark

SAYS WHO Socks

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ALL I HAVE Socks
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Description: What if we were both minimum wage workers and one of us got fired for crying while on the clock?

Tags: fired, job, sea otter, sharks, unemployment

ALL I HAVE Socks

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ON THE JOB Socks
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Description: Get good!

Tags: sharks

ON THE JOB Socks

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WHEN YOU NEED A HUG Socks
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Description: A dolphin hugging a shark. When things are bleak know that I got you!

Tags: dolphin, shark

WHEN YOU NEED A HUG Socks

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I GOT YOU Socks
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Description: Enough of this "kiss me in the pouring rain" and more "let's hold hands because we're both scared".

Tags: animal, friendship, ocean, puffin

I GOT YOU Socks

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NO DATE Socks
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Description: No explanation needed thank you for your time.

Tags: ocean, seal, sealife, whale

NO DATE Socks

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GET UP Socks
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Description: You have to get up. Nothing will change if you stay down :(

Tags: fitness, hammerhead, hammerhead shark, marathon, motivational

GET UP Socks

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MY METABOLISM Socks
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Description: A friend checking in on another friend with concern.

Tags: funny, ocean, shark, sharks

MY METABOLISM Socks

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IS THERE A REASON Socks
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Description: A sea gull burps on a shark.

Tags: best friend, best friends forever, burp, friendship, ocean

IS THERE A REASON Socks

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We Are Both Tree Socks
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Description: They both got the part of tree.

Tags: ballerina, dancer, penguin, shark

We Are Both Tree Socks

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You Got Problems Socks
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Description: A heart to heart talk over lunch.

Tags: lunch, sharks

You Got Problems Socks

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Son of Man Socks
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Description: by René Magritte except painted by me and it's a sharpnose shark behind a pufferfish instead of an apple.

Tags: art history, ocean, painting, shark, surrealism

Son of Man Socks

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Art of Living Socks
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Description: by René Magritte except I painted it and instead if an orange with a little face there's a huge shark with a little face.

Tags: art history, ocean, painting, surrealism

Art of Living Socks

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Sunflowers Socks
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Description: Van Gogh's Sunflowers but with mako ad threshers.

Tags: arthistory, ocean, sunflowers, tomatosoup, vangogh

Sunflowers Socks

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The Star Socks
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Description: Dega was a major HATER! This ballerina would eat his face off!

Tags: arthistory, ballerina, ocean, painting

The Star Socks

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Girl With A Pearl Earring Socks
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Description: A child asked me to put the sun there so I did and that's the story! Shark has a pearl lip piercing.

Tags: arthistory, girl with a pearl earring, johannes vermeer, ocean, painting

Girl With A Pearl Earring Socks

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Saturn Devouring His Son Socks
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Description: Just like a burrito!

Tags: arthistory, goya, ocean, oil, painting

Saturn Devouring His Son Socks

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The Kiss Socks
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Description: Gustav Klimt's The Kiss but with bull sharks.

Tags: arthistory, bullsharks, kiss, ocean, romance

The Kiss Socks

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Lady With An Ermine Socks
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Description: Basking Shark with a 2lb 2ft long California sea cucumber.

Tags: arthistory, baskingshark, leonardodavinci, ocean, seacucumber

Lady With An Ermine Socks

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The Thinker Socks
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Description: A painting of a statue by Auguste Rodin.

Tags: arthistory, augusterodin, goblin, statue

The Thinker Socks

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La Bella Socks
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Description: I saw this painting in person at the PAM and this is what it looked like.

Tags: arthistory, hammerhead, kawaii, oil, titian

La Bella Socks

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Madame X Socks
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Description: A professional beauty, a frilled shark, in a scandalous dress.

Tags: arthistory, frilledshark, johnsingersargent, ocean

Madame X Socks

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CARGO SHORTS Socks
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Description: Why do you ask?

Tags: funny, neon, ocean, orca, shark

CARGO SHORTS Socks

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WE LOVE Socks
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Description: We live, love, and have fun!

Tags: pastel, synthwave, puffin, ocean, shark

WE LOVE Socks

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CHEER SQUAD Socks
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Description: We are cheering you on!

Tags: ocean, neon, synthwave, shark, pastel

CHEER SQUAD Socks

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NIGHT ON THE TOWN Socks
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Description: We look good and feel good!

Tags: synthwave, vaporwave, neon, shark, albatross

NIGHT ON THE TOWN Socks

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BESTIES Socks
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Description: Forever!

Tags: ocean, hammerhead, beach, vaporwave, otter

BESTIES Socks

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Slow Down Socks
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Description: Was going pretty fast but now you gotta slow down!

Tags: vaporwave, beach, ocean, synthwave, whale

Slow Down Socks

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FAVORITE DENIM Socks
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Description: Being at comfortable and at ease!

Tags: neon, ocean, synthwave, bears, polar bear

FAVORITE DENIM Socks

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LITERALLY ME Socks
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Description: Not doing anything right now!

Tags: synthwave, ocean, hammerhead, cute, vaporwave

LITERALLY ME Socks

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WALKING AND TALKING Socks
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Description: It makes the time go by easy!

Tags: polar bear, synthwave, vaporwave, shark, ocean

WALKING AND TALKING Socks

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MOTIVATION Socks
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Description: Imagine it!

Tags: pastel, exercise, running, monster, vaporwave

MOTIVATION Socks

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LONG STORY Socks
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Description: Shoeless but why? Any number of reasons!

Tags: ocean, penguin, running, shark, exercise

LONG STORY Socks

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JOGGING Socks
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Description: It's better to jog together!

Tags: seapunk, orca, shark, marathon, vaporwave

JOGGING Socks

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Don't Look Too Closely Socks
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Description: Out of sight out of mind!

Tags: kawaii, neon, pastel, retrowave, synthwave

Don't Look Too Closely Socks

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Nice Athletic Tights Socks
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Description: Sporty!

Tags: yoga, synthwave, cute, ocean, vaporwave

Nice Athletic Tights Socks

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