Magnets
Pair Tree Magnet
$4.75
Sitka Witch Magnet
$4.75
Dorka Whale Magnet
$4.75
Skull Candy Magnet
$4.75
Description: He is hunted for his flammable innards. He can't sleep, or stop to produce pollen. He can only run forever.
Anxious Alder Magnet
$4.75
Description: With a good attitude and a lot of coffee, this girl boss is gonna get that promotion.
Career Quartz Magnet
$4.75
Description: So I noticed that orca mouths look a lot like the tiny mouth/tongue in the Alien movies. And then this happened.
Killer Queen Magnet
$4.75
Runic Raven Magnet
$4.75
I Love You Bread Magnet
$4.75
Description: The bed will never judge or betray you. Bed is only ever supportive of who you are.
I Love You Bed Magnet
$4.75
Killer Gale Magnet
$4.75
Bumble Boy Magnet
$4.75
Description: Get a misspelled tattoo on your shirt instead of your skin. Less chance of regerts.
No Fergets Tattoo Magnet
$4.75
Grizzly Grub Magnet
$4.75
Description: The Alaskan dogwood flower isn't really a flower. The white petals are actually regular leaves that don't have chlorophyll. Their regular leaves are actually field mice that don't have ears.
Dogwood Flower Magnet
$4.75
Description: You can make a fairy teacup from a deer heart leaf. You can make venison burger out of a deer. Both good.
Deer Heart Magnet
$4.75
Mandelbrotter Magnet
$4.75
Description: Triple levels of rad. A murder of skulls. Worry your parents, even if you've long moved out of their house.
Raven Skull Triad Magnet
$4.75
Description: Octopi have eight arms to hug the things they will devour. Feel their loving grip and feel true despair.
Mr Grippy Touchy Magnet
$4.75
Description: The true Alaskan state flower should celebrate our descent into all forms of darkness.
Forget a Lots Magnet
$4.75
Demon Donut Magnet
$4.75
Epic Space Bear Magnet
$4.75
Description: Parliament's album "Funkadelic" was one of the first cassettes I owned a wee child up in Homer AK. Listen, not all of my ideas are great, but this one is solid gold.
Funk Cabbage Magnet
$4.75
Fish Tacos Magnet
$4.75
Fugly Halibut Magnet
$4.75
Feral Beary Patch Magnet
$4.75
Nursery Tree Magnet
$4.75
Description: This is probably only funny to Alaskans, specifically those who live in the lower bits. But I'm an artist, I do what I want apparently.
Salmonberry Magnet
$4.75
Eat Cute Magnet
$4.75
Description: Grew up in Alaska? You ate this and liked it if you knew what was good for you.
Pilot Bread Magnet
$4.75