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Description: This is probably only funny to Alaskans, specifically those who live in the lower bits. But I'm an artist, I do what I want apparently.

Description: Do you live near bears? Keep your trash in the garage until garbage day, or hey maybe burn it. I like bears, they're like grumpy giant cat-pigs. Don't kill the cat-pigs unless you have to!

Description: Let's all be respectfully quiet for Mr Coffee, he's dealing with enough right now.

Description: Totally not an Alaskan animal, but look at their little kuspuks. So many tiny babies!

Description: I wrote a paper in Art History about how Tinkerbell and the Venus of Willendorf were essentially the same image of the first stage Anima.

Description: You know those cute little birds that sing so sweetly in the morning? Their melody is the song of the warrior. They sing of battle and glory, of building a nest from the bones of their enemies. Theirs is a birdbath of blood. Valhalla!

Description: Who wants to get freaky like a terrestrial gastropod mollusk?

Description: Welcome to Alaska, we are frikken obsessed with ExtraTuf boots. Here's a shirt with some boots on it. You'll get it if you live here for like a year.

Description: Alaska salmon swim upstream for a cold one

Description: Ostentacious crustacean.

Description: Cartoon Alaskan brown bears love honey. You get none. You can watch, but bear gets all of it.

Description: Sitka spruce tip peace sign.

Description: Cute bear eats cute seal.

Description: Stuffed ram's head.

Description: This is a play on bubble feeding, but with bacon instead of fishes.

Description: The most wrong form of mermaid. But still weirdly hot?

Description: Grew up in Alaska? You ate this and liked it if you knew what was good for you.

Description: Super fancy space orca.

Description: Last guy at the bar during spawning season, and he is lookin' at you.

Description: Take a moment to thank the trees for the air you breathe. It's a waste product, like when you were breathing pee in the womb. Neat.

Description: When life sticks grains of sand all up in your mantle, coat them with nacre composite and make pearls out of them. Or lemonade, whatever.

Description: Parody of the 'No Puffin' sign you'll find all over Alaska.

Description: "Are the bears around here actually dangerous to people?" -Smirking Tourist that carries beef jerky willy-nilly

Description: Sinister like a fox. Carnivorous Catechism.

Description: Alaska Native medicinal plant, Devil’s Club, potent against inflammation. Great for healing tattoos, bruises, cracked dog paws, new piercings. Related to Ginseng. Check out http://planetalaska.blogspot.com/ for more information about the power of Devil's Club.

Description: The crossover nobody wanted is finally here! “Find a Happy Place” Falkor/Shaggin’ Wagon Rated MA Trigger warning: consent issues More like f**k dragon…

Description: That poor little bud does not stand a chance, those gnomes WILL smoke him.

Description: Flame monstergirl falls in love with the hero that was sent to slay her. It will be a few weeks before she realizes that she's accidentally burned him to a crisp.

Description: Do you like wolf-themed items? Or maybe you’d like other people to buy you wolf themed items because they think you’re into wolves? Because that is what will happen if you hang this in your house. Win-win.

Description: Alaska mountain goats and rams frolicking in wild landscape. Malachite stone, wild mountain avens flowers, baby goat.

Description: Day of the Dead themed dinosaur skull.

Description: Deathly Matrioska doll with Alaskan raven on her apron.

Description: Celebrate your weirdness AND your wild beauty.

Description: Springtime romance in greyscale toon.

Description: Burlesque moon monstergirl.

Description: Phil the Octopus grasps life with his grabby-grabby arms. Seize the glass float and squeeze!