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Yeast is my spirit animal Card

Description: The phrase "Yeast is my spirit animal". Yeast is awesome! It makes bread fluffy and turns sugar into alcohol, thus making "spirits" possible.

Tags: distilling, distiller, wine lovers, bread lover, drink

Yeast is my spirit animal Card

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Little old lady got mutilated late last night Card

Description: The line "Little old lady got mutilated late last night" from Warren Zevon's song "Werewolves of London" with claw rips through it.

Tags: humor, song lyrics, slash, werewolves, old lady

Little old lady got mutilated late last night Card

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Mask Science but not Conception Science Card
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Description: Just the text "If you believe in the science of wearing masks but not the science of life beginning at conception, then you don't believe in science, you believe in a political ideology."

Tags: conception, ideology, mask design, politics, virus

Mask Science but not Conception Science Card

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I've churned butter once or twice Card

Description: The lyric "I've churned butter once or twice" from "Weird" Al Yankovics song "Amish Paradise" in a cross-stitch font.

Tags: amish, churn, churning, lyrics, yankovic

I've churned butter once or twice Card

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I've churned butter once or twice; Living in an Amish paradise Card

Description: The lyric "I've churned butter once or twice..." from "Weird" Al Yankovics song "Amish Paradise" in a cross-stitch font.

Tags: parodys, yankovic, humor, lyrics, lyrics quotes song
NowIfYoureReadyToDiveIntoOverdrive Card
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Description: The lyric "Now If You're Ready To Dive Into Overdrive" from the song "Heavy Metal" in the shape of a super car

Tags: supercar, sports cars, muscle car, don henley, lyrics quotes song

NowIfYoureReadyToDiveIntoOverdrive Card

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40,000 men and women every day Card
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Description: The lyric "40,000 men and women every day" from the Blue Oyster Cult song "Don't fear the reaper".

Tags: dont fear the reaper, horror, quotes, band, lyrics quotes song

40,000 men and women every day Card

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Stay Home. Stay Safe. Stay Outta My Way! Card
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Description: Just the phrase "Stay Home. Stay Safe. Stay Outta My Way!"

Tags: quarantine, corona, coronavirus, covid 19, recovery

Stay Home. Stay Safe. Stay Outta My Way! Card

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Stay Home. Stay Safe.  Stay Scared! Card
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Description: Just the phrase "Stay Home. Stay Safe. Stay Scared!"

Tags: stay at home, social distancing, coronavirus, covid 19, covid19

Stay Home. Stay Safe. Stay Scared! Card

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Oh Lawnchair! Card
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Description: The misheard lyric of Ozzy Osbourne on the song "War Pigs".

Tags: paranoid, black sabbath paranoid, black sabbath band, sabbath, black

Oh Lawnchair! Card

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Get Right With Jesus And Carry On Card
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Description: A play on the "Keep Calm and Carry On" saying, only it's "Get Right With Jesus And Carry On", since if your relationship is right with Jesus, you've got nothing to worry about.

Tags: jesus christ, jesus saves, carry on, cross, keep calm parody

Get Right With Jesus And Carry On Card

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Grunge US Flag Card
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Description: A grunge image of the US flag

Tags: 4th of july, america, american, american flag, flag

Grunge US Flag Card

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Back Off Petty Tyrants Card
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Description: The Gadsden flag snake with the words "Ok, petty tyrants, you;ve had your fun. Now back off before we have to refresh the tree of liberty!" A reference to Thomas Jefferson's words "the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

Tags: tyrant, gadsden flag, thomas jefferson quote, tyrants, gadsden

Back Off Petty Tyrants Card

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Gettin' Back to Work Card

Description: The Gadsden flag with the words "Gettin' Back to Work".

Tags: epidemic, pandemic, working, work, goverment overreach

Gettin' Back to Work Card

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We're All Essential Card
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Description: The words "We're All Essential"

Tags: covid19, all, everyone, pandemic, we

We're All Essential Card

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COVID-19 Card
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Description: The word COVID-19 made up of the US flag.

Tags: corona virus 2020, usa, quarantine, corona virus, covid19

COVID-19 Card

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Blissful Sheep Card
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Description: A happy, blissful, smiling sheep.

Tags: oblivious, joy, sheep, fluffy, emotion

Blissful Sheep Card

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No war was ever won by sitting on the couch Card

Description: The text "No war was ever won by sitting on the couch" with an image of a couch. Make no mistake, you are in a war; a war for our very way of life. We're not going to win by sitting on the couch. The only way to win is to get out there and work to revive the economy.

Tags: covid, economy, industry, work, way of life

No war was ever won by sitting on the couch Card

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Staying home is letting the terrorists win! Card

Description: Don't give in to the panic and fear-mongering. Don't "Stay in". Get out there and fight. This whole thing is just a power-grab. Staying home is costing thousands of people their jobs, their houses, their insurance, their lives.

Tags: covid19, covid 19, work, covid, economy

Staying home is letting the terrorists win! Card

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Staying Home Card

Description: The text "Staying home means that the terrorists win!" a statement about how the hype around the COVID-19 epidemic threatens our very way of life.

Tags: terrorism, terrorists, covid19, covid 19, quarantine

Staying Home Card

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Lumberjacks - Heavy Metal Card
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Description: Show your Lumberjack pride with this heavy-metal style Lumberjack shirt.

Tags: marble, heavy metal, council idaho, lumberjack

Lumberjacks - Heavy Metal Card

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Lumberjacks-Metal Card
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Description: The words "Lumberjacks" (the Council Idaho school mascot) in a metal-band font

Tags: council, metal, lumberjack, heavy metal

Lumberjacks-Metal Card

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RAZER-Chrome and Green Card
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Description: Robot-Alien-Zombie Emergency Responders

Tags: humor, robot, robots, alien, aliens

RAZER-Chrome and Green Card

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Neon-Green Biohazard Symbol Card

Description: A neon-green biohazard symbol on a bright-red background

Tags: biohazard, biohazard sign, symbol, zombie, zombies

Neon-Green Biohazard Symbol Card

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Dirty Harry Card
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Description: The iconic line from the movie superimposed over a silhouette of a .44 Magnum handgun.

Tags: gun, guns, weapon, movie, clint eastwood

Dirty Harry Card

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Cute Chick Card
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Description: Show the world that you are one cute chick.

Tags: cute, chick, cute chick, hen, chicken

Cute Chick Card

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RAZER Card

Description: RAZER - Robot, Alien, Zombie Emergency Responders. Let the world know that you're ready for the coming invasion, whichever form it takes.

Tags: walking dead, amc, twd, tv, horror

RAZER Card

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My Associate and I Card
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Description: Two newly hatched chicks with disappointed expressions and a meme-style caption that read "My associate and I do not find your shenanigans amusing in the least".

Tags: dissapointment, dissapointed, chicks, chickens, meme

My Associate and I Card

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Curious Hen Card

Description: Comical curios hen

Tags: chicken, hen, curious, comical, humorous

Curious Hen Card

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A Well Practiced Chef Card
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Description: A fried egg with the text "A well practiced chef being necessary for the creation of a perfect omelet, the right of the people to keep and cook eggs shall not be infringed." Play on the wording of the 2nd amendment making it clear that it's not about militias, but individual rights.

Tags: eggs, 2nd amendment, chef, guns, humor

A Well Practiced Chef Card

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Cute Chick Card
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Description: Wear this adorable little guy around and you'll be the cutes chick around.

Tags: animal, chick, chicken, bird, cute

Cute Chick Card

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Dr Strangelove Card

Description: Iconic quote from the movie "Doctor Strangelove" overlade with an image of Slim Pickens riding the bomb.

Tags: movie, movies, kubric movie, kubrick, stanley kubrick

Dr Strangelove Card

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