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Description: Tell the world that you don't care with this sarcastic statement.

Description: The phrase "Yeast is my spirit animal". Yeast is awesome! It makes bread fluffy and turns sugar into alcohol, thus making "spirits" possible.

Description: The line "Little old lady got mutilated late last night" from Warren Zevon's song "Werewolves of London" with claw rips through it.

Description: The lyric "I've churned butter once or twice" from "Weird" Al Yankovics song "Amish Paradise" in a cross-stitch font.

Description: The lyric "I've churned butter once or twice..." from "Weird" Al Yankovics song "Amish Paradise" in a cross-stitch font.

Description: The lyric "Now If You're Ready To Dive Into Overdrive" from the song "Heavy Metal" in the shape of a super car

Description: The lyric "40,000 men and women every day" from the Blue Oyster Cult song "Don't fear the reaper".

Description: Just the phrase "Stay Home. Stay Safe. Stay Outta My Way!"

Description: Just the phrase "Stay Home. Stay Safe. Stay Scared!"

Description: The misheard lyric of Ozzy Osbourne on the song "War Pigs".

Description: A play on the "Keep Calm and Carry On" saying, only it's "Get Right With Jesus And Carry On", since if your relationship is right with Jesus, you've got nothing to worry about.

Description: A grunge image of the US flag

Description: The Gadsden flag snake with the words "Ok, petty tyrants, you;ve had your fun. Now back off before we have to refresh the tree of liberty!" A reference to Thomas Jefferson's words "the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants."

Description: The Gadsden flag with the words "Gettin' Back to Work".

Description: The words "We're All Essential"

Description: The word COVID-19 made up of the US flag.

Description: A happy, blissful, smiling sheep.

Description: The text "No war was ever won by sitting on the couch" with an image of a couch. Make no mistake, you are in a war; a war for our very way of life. We're not going to win by sitting on the couch. The only way to win is to get out there and work to revive the economy.

Description: Don't give in to the panic and fear-mongering. Don't "Stay in". Get out there and fight. This whole thing is just a power-grab. Staying home is costing thousands of people their jobs, their houses, their insurance, their lives.

Description: The text "Staying home means that the terrorists win!" a statement about how the hype around the COVID-19 epidemic threatens our very way of life.

Description: Show your Lumberjack pride with this heavy-metal style Lumberjack shirt.

Description: Robot-Alien-Zombie Emergency Responders

Description: A neon-green biohazard symbol on a bright-red background

Description: The iconic line from the movie superimposed over a silhouette of a .44 Magnum handgun.

Description: Show the world that you are one cute chick.

Description: RAZER - Robot, Alien, Zombie Emergency Responders. Let the world know that you're ready for the coming invasion, whichever form it takes.

Description: Two newly hatched chicks with disappointed expressions and a meme-style caption that read "My associate and I do not find your shenanigans amusing in the least".

Description: Comical curios hen

Description: A fried egg with the text "A well practiced chef being necessary for the creation of a perfect omelet, the right of the people to keep and cook eggs shall not be infringed." Play on the wording of the 2nd amendment making it clear that it's not about militias, but individual rights.

Description: Wear this adorable little guy around and you'll be the cutes chick around.

Description: Iconic quote from the movie "Doctor Strangelove" overlade with an image of Slim Pickens riding the bomb.