RealPope4Real

Imagine speaking with an accent. Of all the pathetic and desperate attempts to differentiate yourself, you chose the one that's even more shallow and phoney than the goddamn stutterers. Why would you even chose to present yourself to the world that way? These people are worse than Hitler and they should be shot.

"...And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him."

Celebrate your Italian heritage with pride!

Comedy specials are the worst - I've watched two of them - and viewing the umpteenth hour-long harangue by yet another unemployable, dateless wonder is worse than actual torture.

When she calls you defensive, immature, unavailable and prone to overreaction.

" Although ducks and mallards are considered harmless, and more commonly known throughout the civilized Western world as 'nature's quacky lil' punching bags,' your chances of getting killed by one may be low, but it's never zero."