Oh Trixie... bested by Twilight Sparkle a second time, and painfully absent for 2+ seasons. Will she ever learn? Will she return in season 5?? Only time will tell, but for now WRITHE IN AGONY! Ok... that tickled.
Careful! I said fire a shot across her nose, not UP IT!
Sorry sir... I just don't know what went wrong.
Who made that mare a gunner??!
I did sir, she's my cousin!
She's a Derpy, Ditzy, Major Ditzy Doo
And her cousin?
She's a Derpy too, gunner's first mate Derpy Hooves.
How many Derpys do we have on this ship anyways??!
I knew it... I'm surrounded by Derpys KEEP FIRING DERPYS!!!!!!