Reiss's Pieces

Description: I drew this as a merch design for the family small business, but now that’s the business is sold and this can’t be used for that anymore, I might as well put it here. My original lines with a new color scheme, here’s my lazy fish with “Get your fish on” around it

Description: I drew this as a merch design for the family small business, but now that’s the business is sold and this can’t be used for that anymore, I might as well put it here. My original lines with a new color scheme, here’s my lazy fish.

Description: When it’s still summer, but you can’t wait for Halloween

Description: Bubble buddies with booties

Description: A bubble Buddy with a booty

Description: My BBL, Bubble Buddy for Life, got that badonkadonk

Description: I thought it was funny seeing Christian Noah’s Ark designs with unintentional gay lions and things, so I made an intentional, entirely gay ark. Male lions, peacocks, cardinals, ducks, and rams, and female cows and chickens. It is totally natural to be gay.

Description: This baddie is one of my favorite sketches I’ve ever done, especially the best human figure I’ve done. I like to think her training session was interrupted by enemies. Influenced by Tomb Raider Lara Croft and Kim Possible

Description: The ultimate palindrome day is this year, 4/20/2024! Reading forwards and backwards, that dank number is the same! A cool palindrome day like this is a once in a lifetime event. So dope.

Description: Forever alone doesn’t need to be sad. Treat yo self the way you want to be treated! Also available in black line art and color. *image is a skeleton looking in the mirror while holding a bouquet of roses and a heart box of chocolates. Reads “Will you be my valentine?”

Description: Forever alone doesn’t need to be sad. Treat yo self the way you want to be treated! Also available in white line art and color. *image is a skeleton looking in the mirror while holding a bouquet of roses and a heart box of chocolates. Reads “Will you be my valentine?”

Description: Forever alone doesn’t need to be sad. Treat yo self the way you want to be treated! Also available in black and white line art. *image is a skeleton looking in the mirror while holding a bouquet of roses and a heart box of chocolates. Reads “Will you be my valentine?”

Description: There is ‘Merica, and there is ‘Mer’ica. This patriotic merman loves both.

Description: A grouchy lil frog that doesn’t much like the holidays…or does he?

Description: Happy holidays from your friendly spider friend! There are still a ton of spiders around leading up to the holidays. I wonder if they like decorations?

Description: When you live for Halloween, but it’s the holidays.

Description: Michael Myer’s Shrek as Michael Myers from Halloween for Halloween.

Description: It’s the Jar Jar Jar. The jar for Jar Jar. It’s a jarring experience.

Description: An update to one of my first designs. Look at that boo-ty!

Description: I love the spooky season, but hate being scared. I get scared pretty easily, and don’t do haunted houses. But if it’s spooky, magical, witchy, cool stuff, I’m obsessed.

Description: A chill puffin just puffin some Mary Jane

Description: Chicken pot pie: my three favorite things! Inspired by when Mythical Chef Josh said it on Mythical Kitchen on YouTube

Description: DoNUT do drugs, or donut DO drugs?

Description: A cat made of smoke curling around and coming out of a water pipe.

Description: I wanted to make a tree slice- style map of Oregon with the center/knot at Coos Bay. If requested, I could try to redesign with a different location as the center. Also, Bigfoot.

Description: Pain is French for bread. Also bread hurts me when I eat it.

Description: It’s a joke in the asexual community that we like garlic bread more than sex. Happy Pride!

Description: It’s a joke in the ace community that we love garlic bread and cake. So here’s an ace cake for Pride, because we are part of the LGBTQIA+ community too!

Description: I love those chewy little tapioca globes!

Description: I freaking LOVE dim sum, especially shumai. So much so, that I recently drove 2 hours just to get some. These are some adorable versions of my favorite dishes to get: shumai, steamed pork bun, shrimp dumpling, and soup dumpling. Enjoy!

Description: What can I say? It just came to me. A fried chicken drumstick microphone.

Description: Ducky is ready for the water this summer! You like my human floaty?

Description: I’ve fallen down the TikTok Pedro Pascal rabbit hole, and I’m not mad about it. Taken from Napoleon Dynamite, we vote for our new obsession.

Description: Just a dolphin ready for vacation. You like my shirt? It’s got humans on it.

Description: oooooOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH

Description: It’s Cinco de Mayo for Americans! Wait…