Retro Chris

Description: Cthulhu (Obey or Drink?)

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: I Love RPG

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: The Master has Arrived

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: You Can Always Make Another Character

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: Yes, I Really Do Need All These Dice!

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: This is How I Roll!

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: Swords Don't Kill, DM's do!

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Player quote: What Doesn't Kill You - Gives You XP

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: Roll for Initiative

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: You swing at the Orc with your sword, and accidentally knighted it instead. Arise Sir Orc!

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: You Can't Spell Slaughter Without Laughter

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: Please Don't Kill My Character (+9 Item of Sucking Up)

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: You attempt to move silently through the cave, you stab yourself in the leg!

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: Rolling Dice Builds Character

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: Omnipotent Dungeon Master Welcome to my table - The Omnipotent Dungeon Master: Roll for Initiative

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: Never Trust a Smiling Game Master

Description: Dungeon and Dragons quote: Roll High or Die Trying

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: Keep Calm and Roll Will

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: My DM is Awesome +9 Item of Sucking Up

Description: nerd, life, dragon, dnd, dungeon, dragons, fantasy, dm, gm, master, funny, geek, quote

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: Lawful on the Streets, Chaotic in the Sheets

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: The First Rule of Dungeoneering: Never Split the Party

Description: Not Enough Mana

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: It's all Fun and Games until someone Fails a Saving Throw

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: SORCERERS - Lets reach out and torch someone

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: MONKS - I'm going to kick everyone in the face at least once...per round!

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: I have an Intelligence of Six - I know what I am Doing!

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: I would like to RAGE

Description: Dungeon and Dragons quote: Roll High or Die Trying

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: Do Not Piss Off the Dungeon Master

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: Essential NPC - Do not Maim, Rob or Kill

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: WARLOCKS - My magic is like my coffee. Strong, dark and full of Eldritch Horror

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: ROGUES - Because Homicidal Kleptomaniac takes too long to say!

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: DRUIDS - Why be Wizard, when you can be bear?

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: I like my coffee, how I like my magic

Description: Dungeon and Dragons Quote: PALADINS - Lawful Good, does not mean lawful nice!