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Description: "Sports Song" Your sports team is vastly inferior That simple fact is plainly obvious to see We’re gonna kick your collective posterior Of course you realize we’re speaking figuratively Our stats are thoroughly impressive Our coach really has the Midas touch Our players are fast and strong and brave And your guys, eh, not so much In fact we’ve played teams across the nation And you’re the worst one we’ve come across Try to assimilate that information And it just might help you cope with your impending loss Oh, and if somehow we are still failing To effectively articulate the points at hand Allow us now to summarize them in a manner That your feeble brains can understand We’re great (we’re great) And you suck (you s...

Description: No one plumbs the depths of their obsessions or explores the minutiae of a subject like a nerd. And if you are the object of that obsession, there is no love like nerd love. Nerd love is the best love because nerds love with their entire heart.

Description: The old saying goes, "If you don't like the weather in Texas, wait a minute, it will change." Well... except for Summer. Summer in Texas starts in March and ends in November. If you can't take the heat, Texas is not for you.

Description: Players Handbook? CHECK! Doritos? CHECK! Dice Bag? CHECK! Character Sheet? CHECK? Time for some Nerd Poker!!! #IsItThursdayYet?

Description: Danny Butterman: So what made you want to become a policeman? Nicholas Angel: Officer. Danny Butterman: What made you want to become a policeman-officer?