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Happily married freelance artists, living in the Austin, TX area. We love Sci-Fi, comics, video games, and genre television.
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The What's UPDATE Hat
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Description: Logo

Tags: comedy tv show, late night, satire comedy, comedy news
Science Matters Hat
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Description: The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it. ~ Neil deGrasse Tyson Science if the key to our future, and if you don't believe in science, then you're holding everyone back. ~ Bill Nye

Tags: neil degrasse tyson, bill nye, science, physics, chemistry
The Bronze Re-Renovated Hat

Description: Vampires, beasties, demons, and all manner of other nasty characters can keep knocking it down, but we'll keep opening it back up. Only an APOCALYPSE can shut us down, and what are the odds of that happening in Sunnydale?

Tags: joss whedon, vampire
Gallifrey Timelords Hat
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Description: The most popular sport in the... UNIVERSE? Why wouldn't Timelords play Football? You have to watch out when playing the team from Gallifrey. They have already played the game, know the score, and celebrated YOUR crushing defeat before the match is ever announced.

Tags: sci fi, tv, whovian
Hero of Canton - Jayne Hat
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Description: Jayne! The Man they call Jayne! He robbed from the rich and he gave to the poor, He stood up to the man and he gave him what for. Our love for him now, ain't hard to explain, The hero of Canton, the man they call Jayne!

Tags: tv, sci fi, alliance, chinese, hero
Texan Hat
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Description: "Texas, Our Texas! All hail the mighty State! Texas, Our Texas! So wonderful so great!"

Tags: texas, lone star, cowboy, tx, austin
Browncoat Hat
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Description: *Fandom* is a term used to refer to a subculture composed of fans characterized by a feeling of empathy and camaraderie with others who share a common interest. Firefly fans are called “Browncoats”. Browncoats are the BEST fans in the world.

Tags: browncoats, joss whedon, sci fi, tv
X-Phile Hat
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Description: *Fandom* is a term used to refer to a subculture composed of fans characterized by a feeling of empathy and camaraderie with others who share a common interest. X-Files fans are called “X-Philes”. X-Philes are the BEST fans in the world.

Tags: x files, xfile, mulder, scully, csm
Mulder / Scully 2020 Hat
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Description: I want to believe the VOTES are out there! VOTE Mulder / Scully 2016.

Tags: xfiles, presidential election, the truth is out there, i want to believe, trust no one
Zaphod Beeblebrox 2020 Hat

Description: He is from a planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse, and is a “semi-half-cousin” of Ford Prefect, with whom he “shares three of the same mothers”. Because of “an accident with a contraceptive and a time machine”, his direct ancestors from his father are also his direct descendants. He was briefly the President of the Galaxy (a role that involves no power whatsoever, and merely requires the incumbent to attract attention so no one wonders who’s really in charge, a role for which Zaphod was perfectly suited). Zaphod’s just zis guy, you know?

Tags: arthur dent, towel day, election 2020, zaphod beeblebrox, douglas adams
Tahiti. It's a Magical Place Hat
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Description: Coulson: Got out of the ICU, Fury stuck me in a grass shack in Tahiti. Rough gig. Mai tais, Travis McGee novels, and a physical therapist whose command of English was irrelevant.

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Tyson / Nye 2020 Hat
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Description: Doesn't America deserve the smartest and the coolest guys in the universe at the helm of the Spaceship USA? Of course we do!!! Vote Tyson / Nye 2020

Tags: astrophysics, bill nye, cosmos, election 2020, neil degrasse tyson
Texas AF Hat
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Description: Texas , Our Texas ! All hail the mighty State! Texas, Our Texas ! So wonderful so great! Boldest and grandest, withstanding ev'ry test O Empire wide and glorious, you stand supremely blest.

Tags: el paso, houston, texas forever, sxsw, austin
Grimes / Dixon 2020 Hat
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Description: Running, back stabbing, uninterested public; politics in a Zombie Apocalypse, not that different from politics now. Vote Grimes / Dixon.

Tags: 2016, amc, andrew lincoln, daryl dixon, election
Facts Matter Hat
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Description: The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world. Lies will pass into history. ~George Orwell

Tags: popular
Family Don't End with Blood Hat
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Description: Family Don't End with Blood

Tags: castiel, dean winchester, jared padalecki, jensen ackles, misha collins
Make COBRA Great Again Hat
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Description: With the iron fisted leadership and some creative counting, COBRA can restore order and finally defeat the dreaded "Joes" of the world.

Tags: 80s, shipwreck, snake eyes, scarlet, roadblock
Rabble Rouser Hat
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Description: A person who speaks with the intention of inflaming the emotions of a crowd of people, typically for political reasons.

Tags: protester, anti trump, president, rebel alliance, election
Supernatural Things Hat
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Description: If Sam and Dean had been on the job, Will would have been home by breakfast.

Tags: castiel, dean winchester, jared padalecki, jensen ackles, mark sheppard
Winchester United Hat
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Description: If anyone in the history of everything understands the frustration of a nil sum game, it’s the Winchesters. In the game of Hunters versus EVERYONE (demons, angels, vampires, ghosts, bigfoot), Sam and Dean have tied them all.

Tags: soccer, misha collins, jared padalecki, demon knife, castiel
Truth, Science, Fact Matters Hat
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Description: The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world. Lies will pass into history. *~George Orwell*

Tags: resistance, resist, geek, nerd, truth
Camelot Jousting Team Hat
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Description: Who doesn't love the adventures of cheeky Merlin, hottie Arthur, lovely Gwen, patient Gaius and the wicked Morgana? Arthurian High School style melodrama? CHECK! Medieval super heroes? CHECK! Oh! There is also the occasional JOUST!

Tags: bbc, king arthur, camelot
Opinions not equal to Facts Hat
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Description: “All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust, sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others.” ― Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

Tags: vote, election, opinion, resistance, resist
Sunnydale Slayers Hat

Description: It’s the final game in the Monster World Cup. It is the Sunnydale Slayers versus the LA Vampires. Both teams are evenly matched. The series is tied. How will it all end? In dust or in blood? Only Joss Whedon knows…

Tags: buffy summers, scoobies, slayer, vampire, angel
People of Earth Hat
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Description: The City of Beacon, NY. Alien central hub or just a bunch of weirdos suffering from a mass delusion? Ozzy is there to find out. The StarCrossed support group aren't abductees. They are "Experiencers" and don't you forget it.

Tags: abductees, abduction, aliens, ana gasteyer, brian huskey
You're NOT my Supervisor! Hat
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Description: QUOTABLE Cheryl: "Duuuhhh!" "My earballs!" "Jeez-owww! ...Ya got another one in ya?" "Just like the gypsy woman said!" "Oh my God, this is so boring and forever taking!"

Tags: sterling archer, danger zone, secret agent, archer quotes, cheryl tunt
Adulting Check Fail Hat
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Description: Sorry, but I simply cannot ADULT today. I failed my ADULTING check.

Tags: dungeons and dragons, dice, d and d, dungeons, dnd
Browncoats Independent Extra Stout Hat
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Description: The Battle of Serenity Valley was a battle fought during the Unification War in Serenity Valley, located on Hera, and was considered to be the final decisive battle in the war. The battle began in May 2511, and while not the final battle of the war, was generally considered the end of the war for the Independents, who had lost almost all of the sixteen brigades and twenty air-tank squads they committed to the battle. The 57th Overlanders was a unit in the Independent Planets’ military. The unit participated in many battles during the Unification War, including the Battle of Serenity Valley and the Battle of Du-Khang.

Tags: sci fi, tv, guinness, beer, serenity valley
Looper Hat
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Description: *Carl:* So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. *Angie:* A looper? *Carl:* A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something,...

Tags: caddy, carl spackler, bill murray, gopher, ted knight
Make Rapture Great Again Hat
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Description: Make Rapture Great Again

Tags: popular
Team Freewill Hat
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Description: Supernatural is a modern American Western — two gunslingers (Sam and Dean) who ride into town, fight the bad guys, kiss the girl and ride out into the sunset again on their trusty steed (The Metallicar). Oh, did we mention they also keep company with an Angel? Love those Winchester boys!

Tags: supernatural, dean and sam winchester, winchester bros, sam and dean, castiel
Gamer Hat
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Description: Get your dice bag. Clear a space on the kitchen table. Grab your character sheet. Let's play!!

Tags: d20, dnd, dungeons and dragons, fandom, gamer
Austin TX AF Hat
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Description: Show your ATX Pride! Keep Austin Weird.

Tags: atx, texan, lonestar, tx, sxsw
Grimm - Nick, Hank, Monroe Hat
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Description: Now with 100% more Hank! Thank GRIMM it's Friday!

Tags: blutbad, nick burkhardt
Whovian Hat
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Description: *Fandom* is a term used to refer to a subculture composed of fans characterized by a feeling of empathy and camaraderie with others who share a common interest. Doctor Who fans are called "Whovians". Whovians are the BEST fans in the world.

Tags: sci fi, tv, whovian
Sam, Dean, Cas, Crowley Hat
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Description: Supernatural is a modern American Western — two gunslingers (Sam and Dean) who ride into town, fight the bad guys, kiss the girl and ride out into the sunset again on their trusty steed (Baby). Oh, did we mention they also keep company with an Angel? Love those Winchester boys!

Tags: castiel, crowley, dean winchester, jared padalecki, jensen ackles

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