If you have to wear clothes, you might as well be cool about it. And there is no cooler way to show your social distancing pride than by flying your Team Twat-Waffle colors.
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Masks and social distancing are awesome, but that doesn't mean you can't do it with a little attitude. Take a bite out of disease with this fun face mask.
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Petite but ready to kick ass! "I'm a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package" - from Bent on Destruction. Based on the Hybrid of High Moon urban fantasy series.
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We're vampires, not the Peace Corps - from Bill The Vampire (Tome of Bill 1). The perfect gift for horror lovers and fans of the Tome of Bill horror/comedy series
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Telling a room full of vampires to go fuck themselves might not be the best strategy - from Scary Dead Things (Tome of Bill 2). The perfect gift for horror lovers and fans of the Tome of Bill horror/comedy series
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Sometimes when life decides to shit all over you, it takes a mega-dump - from The Mourning Woods (Tome of Bill 3). The perfect gift for horror lovers or fans of the Tome of Bill horror/comedy series
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It's hard to live forever when everyone is trying to kill you - from Bill the Vampire (Tome of Bill 1). The perfect gift for horror lovers or fans of the Tome of Bill horror/comedy series.
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I got your corneas in my motherfucking kung-fu grip! - from The Wicked Dead (Tome of Bill 7). The perfect gift for horror lovers or fans of the Tome of Bill horror/comedy series.
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You might be a vampire, but that doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it! Words to live (or die) by. Based on the Tome of Bill horror/comedy series by Rick Gualtieri
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Kansas and Road Sausage ... they go together like, um, Kansas and road sausage we guess. Regardless, the perfect shirt to wear when driving through the wonderful flatness that is Kansas.
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The Tome of Bill series ... home of Team Twat-Waffle. The are reasons we fear the night, but you're not one of them. You're a gamer, a geek, and a legendary vampire too!
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The Tome of Bill series ... home of Team Twat-Waffle. The are reasons we fear the night, but you're not one of them. You're a gamer, a geek, and a legendary vampire too!