Tome Wear

The shirt that started it all - from the cover of Bill The Vampire (The Tome of Bill - 1)

Do you play for the LOLs or know someone who does? Let the dice fall where they may.

Do you play for the LOLs or know someone who does? Let the dice fall where they may.

Live by the die, die by the die. The perfect t-shirt for the gamer in all of us.

Live by the die, die by the die. The perfect shirt for the gamer in all of us.

Bill of the Dead - neo design.

There are reasons we fear the night, but you're not one of them. But that's okay. Fly your Freewill flag and roll the dice in this fresh new BTV logo.

There are reasons we fear the night, but you're not one of them. But that's okay. Fly your Freewill flag and roll the dice in this fresh new BTV logo.

If you have to wear clothes, you might as well be cool about it. And there is no cooler way to show your social distancing pride than by flying your Team Twat-Waffle colors.

Masks and social distancing are awesome, but that doesn't mean you can't do it with a little attitude. Take a bite out of disease with this fun face mask.

Petite but ready to kick ass! "I'm a whole lot of badass in a pretty little package" - from Bent on Destruction. Based on the Hybrid of High Moon urban fantasy series.

Don't worry, ladies, I'm strictly a vagetarian. Inspired by the Bill of the Dead horror/comedy series.

We're vampires, not the Peace Corps - from Bill The Vampire (Tome of Bill 1). The perfect gift for horror lovers and fans of the Tome of Bill horror/comedy series

Telling a room full of vampires to go fuck themselves might not be the best strategy - from Scary Dead Things (Tome of Bill 2). The perfect gift for horror lovers and fans of the Tome of Bill horror/comedy series

Sometimes when life decides to shit all over you, it takes a mega-dump - from The Mourning Woods (Tome of Bill 3). The perfect gift for horror lovers or fans of the Tome of Bill horror/comedy series

It's hard to live forever when everyone is trying to kill you - from Bill the Vampire (Tome of Bill 1). The perfect gift for horror lovers or fans of the Tome of Bill horror/comedy series.

I got your corneas in my motherfucking kung-fu grip! - from The Wicked Dead (Tome of Bill 7). The perfect gift for horror lovers or fans of the Tome of Bill horror/comedy series.

Who says you can't be a princess AND a badass? Based on the Hybrid of High Moon urban fantasy series by Rick Gualtieri

You might be a vampire, but that doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it! Words to live (or die) by. Based on the Tome of Bill horror/comedy series by Rick Gualtieri

A new year, a new look for the best selling Tome of Bill series. Now you can geek out just like the legendary Freewill of vampire legend - Bill Ryder.

Kansas and Road Sausage ... they go together like, um, Kansas and road sausage we guess. Regardless, the perfect shirt to wear when driving through the wonderful flatness that is Kansas.

Bill of the Dead logo

The Tome of Bill series ... home of Team Twat-Waffle. The are reasons we fear the night, but you're not one of them. You're a gamer, a geek, and a legendary vampire too!

There are reasons we fear the night. He's not one of them. The Tome of Bill ... The Undead Are Fun Again

The Tome of Bill series ... the design that started it all. Show off your nerd cred, with a side of danger.

Bill The Vampire - classic cover. Wear this and the ladies will line up for you to put the bite one* *disclaimer: probably not.

Now you too can be cool, just like Bill The Vampire...or something like that. The Tome of Bill Series - The Undead Are Fun Again

Sure you might be one of the filthy undead, but that doesn't mean you have to be a total dick about it.

There are reasons we fear the night, but you're not one of them. You're a gamer, a geek, and a legendary vampire too!

You know who your master truly is. Whether you're Team Bill or Team Sally, it's time to bow down to your vampire overlords.

There are reasons we fear the night, but you're not one of them. You're a gamer, a geek, and a legendary vampire too!

The Tome of Bill series ... home of Team Twat-Waffle. The are reasons we fear the night, but you're not one of them. You're a gamer, a geek, and a legendary vampire too!