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The official merch store for horror and comedy author Rick Gualtieri - Bill The Vampire, Bigfoot Hunters, The Girl Who Punches Werewolves, and more!
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Tome of Bill Skull Dice Card
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Description: Welcome to the Tome of Bill horror comedy series, now grab your dice and... Oh, who are we kidding? The very fact that you're here says you rolled a Nat 1 somewhere in life. But you know what? That's okay. Own it!

Tags: book series, dice roll, dracula, dungeons and dragons, gamer clothes

Tome of Bill Skull Dice Card

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Team BIG C Card
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Description: In the great war between supernatural forces, you've chosen your side ... and that side is the Big C. Join the Northern Tribes in their conquest!

Tags: bigfoot, bigfoot canada, canadian, canadian pride, sasquatch

Team BIG C Card

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Bigfoot Hunters logo Card
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Description: From the bestselling Tales of the Crypto-Hunter trilogy of cryptid thrillers comes Bigfoot Hunters. Prepare to enter a world where mankind is the endangered species!

Tags: bigfoot believer, cryptid, cryptid hunter, cryptozoology, sasquatch

Bigfoot Hunters logo Card

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Property of Village Coven Card
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Description: You know who your master truly is. Whether you're Team Bill or Team Sally, it's time to bow down to your vampire overlords.

Tags: tome wear, rick g, geek vampire, bill the vampire, tome of bill

Property of Village Coven Card

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Tome of Bill - Classic Card

Description: The Tome of Bill series ... the design that started it all. Show off your nerd cred, with a side of danger.

Tags: vampires, geek vampire, tome of bill, bill the vampire, rickg13

Tome of Bill - Classic Card

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Crits and Giggles - Dark Card

Description: Do you play for the LOLs or know someone who does? Let the dice fall where they may.

Tags: critical, d20, dice, dnd, dungeon master

Crits and Giggles - Dark Card

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Team Twat-Waffle Card

Description: If you have to wear clothes, you might as well be cool about it. And there is no cooler way to show your social distancing pride than by flying your Team Twat-Waffle colors.

Tags: bill the vampire, funny saying, geek vampire, humourous, rick gualtieri

Team Twat-Waffle Card

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I'm a Girl Who Punches Werewolves Card
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Description: When evil comes to town, some run, most hide, but not you. You stand tall and show evil what your fists can do, just like Tamara Bentley in the High Moon series of fantasy thrillers.

Tags: action hero, book series, books lover, girl power, heroine

I'm a Girl Who Punches Werewolves Card

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I'm a Girl Who Hunts Fairies Card
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Description: When evil comes to town, some run, most hide, but not you. You stand tall and show evil what your fists can do, just like Tamara Bentley in the High Moon series of fantasy thrillers.

Tags: action hero, book series, books lover, fairy, fantasy character

I'm a Girl Who Hunts Fairies Card

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I'm a Girl Who Defies Fate Card
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Description: When evil comes to town, some run, most hide, but not you. You stand tall and show evil what your fists can do, just like Tamara Bentley in the High Moon series of fantasy thrillers.

Tags: action hero, book series, books lover, feminist, heroine

I'm a Girl Who Defies Fate Card

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I'm a Girl Who Fights Witches Card
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Description: When evil comes to town, some run, most hide, but not you. You stand tall and show evil what your fists can do, just like Tamara Bentley in the High Moon series of fantasy thrillers.

Tags: action, action hero, book series, books lover, girl power

I'm a Girl Who Fights Witches Card

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Kraken Hunters Logo Card

Description: From the bestselling Tales of the Crypto-Hunter trilogy of cryptid thrillers comes Kraken Hunters. Prepare to enter a world where mankind is the endangered species!

Tags: bigfoot, cryptid, cryptids, cryptozoology, kraken

Kraken Hunters Logo Card

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Bill The Vampire - Nerd King (dark) Card
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Description: Flaunt your vampire geekiness with pride. There are reasons we fear the night. You're just not one of them.

Tags: dracula, geeky, halloween, horror, monster

Bill The Vampire - Nerd King (dark) Card

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Bill The Vampire - Nerd King (light) Card

Description: Flaunt your vampire geekiness with pride. There are reasons we fear the night. You're just not one of them.

Tags: dracula, fangs, halloween, horror, monster

Bill The Vampire - Nerd King (light) Card

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Crits and Giggles - Light Card

Description: Do you play for the LOLs or know someone who does? Let the dice fall where they may.

Tags: dungeon master, d20, gamers, dice, dnd

Crits and Giggles - Light Card

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Crit Happens - Dark Card

Description: Live by the die, die by the die. The perfect t-shirt for the gamer in all of us.

Tags: dungeon master, tabletop, d and d, rpg, gaming

Crit Happens - Dark Card

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Crit Happens - Light Card

Description: Live by the die, die by the die. The perfect shirt for the gamer in all of us.

Tags: critical hit, d20, dice, dungeon master, dungeons and dragons

Crit Happens - Light Card

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Bill of the Dead - neo Card
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Description: Bill of the Dead - neo design.

Tags: tome of bill, bill the vampire, geek vampire, fantasy, bill of the dead

Bill of the Dead - neo Card

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(Bill the) Vampire Fangs Card

Description: Masks and social distancing are awesome, but that doesn't mean you can't do it with a little attitude. Take a bite out of disease with this fun face mask.

Tags: bill the vampire, count dracula, creepy, dracula, geek vampire

(Bill the) Vampire Fangs Card

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Tome of Bill logo Card

Description: A new year, a new look for the best selling Tome of Bill series. Now you can geek out just like the legendary Freewill of vampire legend - Bill Ryder.

Tags: bill the vampire, dracula, halloween, tome of bill, tome wear

Tome of Bill logo Card

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There Are Reasons We Fear The Night - NEO Card

Description: There are reasons we fear the night. He's not one of them. The Tome of Bill ... The Undead Are Fun Again

Tags: vampires, geek vampire, rickg13, tome of bill, bill the vampire
I Might be a Vampire... Card
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Description: You might be a vampire, but that doesn't mean you have to be a dick about it! Words to live (or die) by. Based on the Tome of Bill horror/comedy series by Rick Gualtieri

Tags: bill the vampire, dracula, horror, rickg13, rick gualtieri

I Might be a Vampire... Card

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Kansas Road Sausage Card

Description: Kansas and Road Sausage ... they go together like, um, Kansas and road sausage we guess. Regardless, the perfect shirt to wear when driving through the wonderful flatness that is Kansas.

Tags: rick gualtieri, geek vampire, kansas american flag, road trip, geek

Kansas Road Sausage Card

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Bill of the Dead Card
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Description: Bill of the Dead logo

Tags: vampire, rick gualtieri, rickg13, authors and dragons, tome of bill

Bill of the Dead Card

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Tome of Bill - TEAM TWAT-WAFFLE - Dark Card
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Description: The Tome of Bill series ... home of Team Twat-Waffle. The are reasons we fear the night, but you're not one of them. You're a gamer, a geek, and a legendary vampire too!

Tags: bill the vampire, tome of bill, rick gualtieri, geek vampire, tome wear
Bill The Vampire - Classic Card
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Description: Bill The Vampire - classic cover. Wear this and the ladies will line up for you to put the bite one* *disclaimer: probably not.

Tags: geek vampire, rickg13, tome of bill, bill the vampire, rick gualtieri

Bill The Vampire - Classic Card

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Undead Are Fun Again - Neo Card
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Description: Now you too can be cool, just like Bill The Vampire...or something like that. The Tome of Bill Series - The Undead Are Fun Again

Tags: vampires, geek vampire, tome of bill, bill the vampire, rick gualtieri

Undead Are Fun Again - Neo Card

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I Might Be A Vampire - Classic Card
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Description: Sure you might be one of the filthy undead, but that doesn't mean you have to be a total dick about it.

Tags: geek vampire, tome of bill, bill the vampire, rickgualtieri, rickg13

I Might Be A Vampire - Classic Card

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Bill The Vampire - Roll the Dice classic Card
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Description: There are reasons we fear the night, but you're not one of them. You're a gamer, a geek, and a legendary vampire too!

Tags: bill the vampire, geek vampire, rick gualtieri, tome of bill, tome wear
Bill The Vampire - roll the dice classic - dark Card

Description: There are reasons we fear the night, but you're not one of them. You're a gamer, a geek, and a legendary vampire too!

Tags: bill the vampire, geek vampire, tome of bill, vampire, vampires
Tome of Bill - TEAM TWAT-WAFFLE - Light Card
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Description: The Tome of Bill series ... home of Team Twat-Waffle. The are reasons we fear the night, but you're not one of them. You're a gamer, a geek, and a legendary vampire too!

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