Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That’s a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought—
Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not… What is going on?! What are you doing?!
On Keyboard, The Big D…Rusty Shackleford! Don’t let your name slip into the government mainframe. Whether you’re ordering pizza, or renewing your drivers license make sure you let them know your real name is Rusty Shackleford.