Roasted Ficus

Description: Gotta make your money somehow....

Description: 4/19/1943.... What an amazing day for a bike ride.

Description: My friend went on a date with a guy that claimed to be 5'10" but when he took his shoes off, he was like 5"6. Turns out he was wearing shoe lifts. The entire date he said to her "I wish I was taller" over and over again.

Description: Go full goblin mode, it's our time.

Description: Men say the darndest things. My friend went on a date with this guys and he had zero conversational skills. Pretty much the only sentence uttered from his mouth the entire night was "Wow, your flexible."

Description: I like them.

Description: You ever seen a mustache that great?

Description: Cock-a-doodle-doo.

Description: Legs & shrooms.

Description: It's a heart.

Description: It’s mushrooms.